Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army

http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html

Found this on a different board.

 

37. Our medic is called 'Sgt Larwasa', not 'Dr. Feelgood'.

38. Our supply Sgt is 'Sgt Watkins' not 'Sugar Daddy'.

 

33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.

34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.

43. Camouflage body paint is not a uniform.

124. Two drink limit does not mean first and last.

125. Two drink limit does not mean two kinds of drinks.

126. Two drink limit does not mean the drinks can be as large as I like.


Oh man, I nearly pissed myself those things are so funny!