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Old Jan 27, 2004 | 10:01 PM
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Roll Call: lifegaurdjoe

He hasn't posted in 2 hours... where's joe?
 
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Old Jan 27, 2004 | 10:29 PM
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trying to find one of them nifty contraptions that dispences goats!
 
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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 12:38 PM
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busy looking at naked pictures of goat herders.....
 
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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 12:40 PM
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No he actually found a goat, he's just trying to get it to hold still while he pierces it's nipples...
 

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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 12:53 PM
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How about a warning that a thread is not 'Goat Friendly'?

I read the posts on this site to my goats and normally they are not afraid of people but, lately they have been asking me what in hell is going on.

Yesterday, I had their laundry hanging out on the line and some nut must have come by and stole it. All of their underwear was gone.
What in the World could somebody do with goat underwear?

Any answer?

Joe?
 
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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 01:22 PM
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Raoul, It probably wasn't LGJ unless they were goat speedos.
 
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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 01:48 PM
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Ever since the little bastard posted that image of his nipple rings, every time I see his name, all I think of is "it puts the lotion on the skin:"

I visualize him standing in front of a full length mirror (in speedos) touching himself saying "yeah baby!"

I want to sue him for pain and suffering, LOL
 
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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 02:45 PM
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Now that was funny!
 
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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 04:54 PM
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Habibi, that was a little more insight into your day than I wanted to know.





WTF > :santa:



 
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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 05:30 PM
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Oh dear god... there was a brief, yet explicit, glimpse into a twisted mind...

Thanks Habibi... I won't be able to sleep now.

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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 06:54 PM
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Re: Roll Call: lifegaurdjoe

Originally posted by bloomquist
He hasn't posted in 2 hours... where's joe?
Hell, I think this is the first time I've posted all day.
 
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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 06:55 PM
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Originally posted by Habibi
Ever since the little bastard posted that image of his nipple rings, every time I see his name, all I think of is "it puts the lotion on the skin:"

I visualize him standing in front of a full length mirror (in speedos) touching himself saying "yeah baby!"

I want to sue him for pain and suffering, LOL
you are one sick mother fkr.
 
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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 08:02 PM
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Oooooh! I think LGJ just smarted off to you Habibi. Better watch your back boy...
 
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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 11:28 PM
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Originally posted by lifeguardjoe
you are one sick mother fkr.

At least you are past the denial stage. Now your in the retaliation stage. Next is exceptance of the truth.





 
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