Here is what Dirtchicken looks like after a good night of boozing. I know I ain't the prettiest looking thing but the neighbor girl (landlords daughter) doesn't complain.

 

So you're bangin the landlords daughter??

 

Of course not!!!

 

Are you gay, or is she just fuggly??? LMAO

 

I was joking!! For gods sake, my name isn't Rob_02.

 

Where's the tan, Hawaii boy???

 

I just got back from snowy Japan. I was there for six months.

 

Either that or she's like 12.

 

Come on Leeann, my name is Fast Gator. She's 21 to be exact.

 

HI!... If you have been in JAPAN for 6 months and just got back..............Then what the hell are you doing on here man!!!!!!!! You have 6 months of BANGIN to catch up on. BANG AWAY brother........ BANG AWAY!

 

I would be but she goes to school in the morning and interns at a law office in Honolulu after school.

 

HI!... Ever hear of a NOONER!lol!

 

That would be nice but then she'd have to drive to the other side of the island. She gets weekends off and doesn't work on Tuesdays and Thursdays so it's not like I never see her. I tried like hell last year to hook up with her and finally got to spend some time with her so I am happier than Gator in a girls locker room.

 

If your name is Fast Gator then she isn't older than 16.

 

That's some funny *****!!!! To bad he's out picking up chicks at the junior high and not here to defend himself.