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Old Jan 14, 2004 | 03:14 AM
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CHINESE PROVERBS oldies but goodies

CHINESE PROVERBS
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Virginity like bubble, one *****, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel ****y all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife
upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four ***** cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in
basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.


Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
 
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Old Jan 14, 2004 | 04:12 AM
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Man who go to bed with itchy ***
wake up with smelly finger.

Confucious -
 
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Old Jan 14, 2004 | 09:07 AM
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10 points to the one that can tell me the comdedian that came up with this skit.

Hint, he starred on a 70's TV comedy.
 
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Old Jan 14, 2004 | 09:29 AM
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Don't have any idea, but I've also heard, "Man who make love in corn field get, piece on Earth".
 
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Old Jan 14, 2004 | 09:32 AM
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Robin Williams...?
 
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Old Jan 14, 2004 | 10:29 AM
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Tim Conway?
 
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Old Jan 14, 2004 | 11:27 PM
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What about

"Women who fly plane upside down, have crack up"
 
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Old Jan 15, 2004 | 12:46 AM
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Old Jan 16, 2004 | 04:43 AM
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Originally posted by J-150
10 points to the one that can tell me the comdedian that came up with this skit.

Hint, he starred on a 70's TV comedy.
The asian guy on Barny Miller?
 
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Old Jan 16, 2004 | 07:40 AM
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Originally posted by J-150
10 points to the one that can tell me the comdedian that came up with this skit.

Hint, he starred on a 70's TV comedy.
Red Skelton.......what should I do with my 10 points?




 
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Old Jan 16, 2004 | 09:10 AM
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Redd Foxx!

Came up with it during his stand-up days before he got the "Sanford & Son" sitcom.

In those days, he had a very, very dirty act.
 
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Old Jan 16, 2004 | 09:12 AM
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He who cooks beans and peas in same pot is not sanitary.

Kind of a ear joke, loses something in print.,,,,98
 
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Old Jan 16, 2004 | 09:55 AM
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He had two X's in his name for a reason, he was very raunchy.

Does anyone remember his custom car?



 
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