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Jan 13, 2004 | 02:20 AM

Willie Dynomite

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good anacronyms for FORD.

anyone got some good anacronyms for FORD? heard one but forgot it, anyway, tired of my buddy who shouldn't be a buddy since he is a dodge owner, always mouthing off!! also, some good put downs for the other companies? lates

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Jan 13, 2004 | 02:34 AM

Pickup Man

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From: Hollywood, CA

First On Race Day!
That's all I have, though, maybe we can get better ones than I have, though.

Jan 13, 2004 | 06:44 AM

MROLDV8

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How about...

Frightens
Off
Racing
Dodges ?

Jan 13, 2004 | 09:09 AM

J-150

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In Toronto, our Expressway that goes through the downtown core is called the Gardiner Expressway.

So needless to say, a couple of years ago I came up with

Died
On
Da
Gardiner
Expressway

works only if you're from Southern Ontario... but it still works.

Jan 13, 2004 | 10:07 AM

Lonster

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I hope this is not an example of Canadian education

F = Died
O = On
R = Da
D = Gardiner
Expressway ???

F = First
O = On
R = Race
D = Day

get it, Ay?

Lonster

Jan 13, 2004 | 10:12 AM

Lonster

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First On Race Day.
Found On Road Dead. (I know, I know)
Fuc#$@g Oakies Really Dig'em
Fix Or Repair Daily

Seems that I can only remember the negative ones.
Sorry, That's not much help.

Lonster

Jan 13, 2004 | 10:57 AM

J-150

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Quote:

Originally posted by Lonster
I hope this is not an example of Canadian education

F = Died
O = On
R = Da
D = Gardiner
Expressway ???

Sure our education system works. We get taught how to read. If you can't figure out the acronym I gave, you better get back to the trailer park and start reading some **** and Jane books.

We are also taught how to read further into a subject. Such as this one. Yes it started as acronyms for Ford. But this takes us to acronyms for other manufacturers at the same time.

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Jan 13, 2004 | 11:04 AM

my97offroad

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Cheap
Heap
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time

Jan 13, 2004 | 11:38 AM

ferroequine

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From: Alberta, Canada

Tell your Dodge buddy that MOPAR stands for:

Mostly
Old
Paint
And
Rust

Cheapest
Heap
Ever
Visioned
Yet

and also:

Got
Mechanic
Coming

Jan 13, 2004 | 12:01 PM

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01 XLT Sport

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From: NH

Garage
Man’s
Companion

Jan 13, 2004 | 01:14 PM

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J-150

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High
On
Non-Descript,
Dull
Automobiles

Jan 13, 2004 | 01:15 PM

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closer9

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From: SW MO

Poor
Ol'
Newbie
Thinks
It
A
Cadillac

Found
On
Road
Dead

Jan 13, 2004 | 01:55 PM

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dirt bike dave

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From: Bakersfield, CA, USA

Fix
It
Again,
Tony

Jan 13, 2004 | 02:00 PM

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Flew Over Rusty Dodge

Sorry that's the best I can come up with at a moment's notice...

MOPAR=My Old Pig Ain't Runnin'

That's not an original one, tho.

I heard Dead On Da Gardiner Expressway on CFRB like last year! Have you shared it with a lot of people?