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Old Jan 7, 2004 | 07:20 PM
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Ok Bill, why don't we just tell everybody and then I can look for a new line of work.

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Old Jan 7, 2004 | 09:13 PM
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What's CPU ?
 
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Old Jan 7, 2004 | 09:52 PM
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Hey Bill, you get to tell him but, I get to kill him this time.
 
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Old Jan 7, 2004 | 10:38 PM
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Originally posted by kobiashi
What's CPU ?
CPU is a movie character named Central Processing Unit. He spent several spinoffs with his buddy R2Dtoe running around after Princess leeward, Lukewarm, Solist and a refugee from an electic razor factory named Wokie. The main guys in the movie fought with flashlights, the winner had a rechargable Maglite in his F-150 Starfighter.
Hope that clears up what Raoul does for a living.
 
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Old Jan 7, 2004 | 10:43 PM
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I am not sure what Raoul does for a living but when we met a few weeks back there was a large amount of black Lincolns with dark tinted windows (couldn’t see inside them) must have been a fleet of at least 12 of them…

Every since our meeting I constantly hear what sounds like rotor wash (thump, thump, thump, thump, thump) in the background when ever I am outside…

 
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Old Jan 7, 2004 | 10:53 PM
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01 XLT Sport, I couldn't tell you much about me because I'm a man who leads a life of danger. With everyone I meet, I stay a stranger. With every move I make, another chance I take. Odds are I won't live to see tomorrow.
 
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Old Jan 8, 2004 | 12:57 AM
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Raoul,

That can't be you...they gave that guy a number and they took away his name.

You however have a name, so it can't be you....

Unless of course you used to be kept in a village and were given the number "6", but you fought it...you were not a number, you were a free man.

You then escaped and now live the life of a goat herder. A goat herder proficient in cryptology, but a goat herder none the less.

By the way....why did you resign?

Be seeing you.
 
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Old Jan 8, 2004 | 05:04 PM
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Raoul, Raoul, is that you back there?

 
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Old Jan 8, 2004 | 05:49 PM
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Raoul:

You get to kill him, I get to kill Serotta.
That photo was censored by the best in the business, Wolf Camera, and was paid for in 20 year old bills so they could not be traced.

The photo is now supposed to show a wimpy KTLA televison sort of news copter homing in on a car but with the HollyWood sign on the hill in the background.

If I were you, I would head deeper into the hills in that country that we cannot name. Forget about the sheep, we can work on your over-active sex life later. You are in trouble SAM because you are not supposed to be on The Road to Baghdad. Last I checked your GPS, you were on The road to Cucamonga.
You sure you just faked your death?????????????
Bill

Oh Yeah, this one is a lot more fun than the one on losing our freedoms. That is an Exedrin #8 headache.
 
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Old Jan 8, 2004 | 06:29 PM
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Originally posted by Bill Murray
Raoul:

You get to kill him, I get to kill Serotta.
That photo was censored by the best in the business, Wolf Camera, and was paid for in 20 year old bills so they could not be traced.

The photo is now supposed to show a wimpy KTLA televison sort of news copter homing in on a car but with the HollyWood sign on the hill in the background.

If I were you, I would head deeper into the hills in that country that we cannot name. Forget about the sheep, we can work on your over-active sex life later. You are in trouble SAM because you are not supposed to be on The Road to Baghdad. Last I checked your GPS, you were on The road to Cucamonga.
You sure you just faked your death?????????????
Bill

Oh Yeah, this one is a lot more fun than the one on losing our freedoms. That is an Exedrin #8 headache.

Almost worth ******* a bullet to read this post. LMAO at Exedrin headache #8. That thread will not die for all of Raoul's efforts.

 
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Old Jan 8, 2004 | 08:35 PM
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That thread will not die...

That thread is just getting started...
 
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Old Jan 8, 2004 | 08:54 PM
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Originally posted by 01 XLT Sport
That thread is just getting started...
I was wondering when you'd come up for air.... Just grabbing a beer and heading back there eh?
 
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Old Jan 8, 2004 | 10:30 PM
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I like his real words better.
Definitely.

It is easy to forget just how well educated our generals are. His real words are eloquent and reasoned, even if you do not agree with all of them.

The first post attributed to him would be a sad commentary on our military.

4) Poverty is the breeding ground for terrorists: No, it isn't; but religious extremism is.
I disagree slightly with this statement. Poverty in and of itself does not breed terrorism but it definitely makes a suitable agar.

Africa, The former Yugoslavia, Pakistan and so on have all given rise to terrorists due in part to poverty.

There is also plenty of terrorism that has nothing to do with religion. The Basque in Spain, the IRA in Northern Ireland, and the various rebel terrorist groups in South America all cause problems without a religious cause.

5) Profiling: We are at war here!
As long as the general is talking about non-citizens, then I could care less who gets stopped and when. If he means to include citizens in this surveillence, then his Iceland analogy breaks down.

-Don
 
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Old Jan 9, 2004 | 03:07 AM
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I was not even aware of all this covert activity going on here and i have informed the right people about this. Jabcoba will not be amused when word reaches his side of the galaxy. I would in all likelyhood expect a quick visit from some very nasty folks that love goat cheese and fresh goat meat. gotta go.....
 
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Old Jan 9, 2004 | 07:56 AM
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Talking

Originally posted by serotta
...That thread will not die for all of Raoul's efforts.
Am I that obvious?
 
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