RockPick's new Labrador dishwasher.

 

"Oops, missed a spot"

 

President Bush's fault

 

Mind you, I don't have a yellow lab... I have a full blooded mutt (dalmation/black lab)...

Now get it right cycle boy! LOL!

RP

 

Dog n Suds

 

Never have to prewash your dishes again before putting them in the dishwasher.

 

The new Kennmore dishwasher featuring the pre-wash cycle.

 

Shouldn't that be RINSE cycle boy?

 

damnit betty, i told you not to was the dog in the dishyasher thing-a-mabob.

 

For weeks Mr and Mrs Smith didn't know their dishwasher was broken - each thinking the other had been turning it on, until . . . .

 

This is a sure fix for those damn fleas

 

When I said..."Clean the dishes b!tch", I didn't mean you Lady!

 

*(Jeez! Everybody's in such a hurry around here.
I was almost done.)*

 

Suspected Al-Qaeda terrorist Ali "Duke" Muhammed was discovered by an angry bunch of firefighters late Saturday night when his "Dalmation Spots" were washed off during an all night "Chili N Beer" stunt said sources close to CNN. Duke was taken into custody by NYPD after being lowered from a flag pole in front of the Firestation. NYFD refused to comment.
Another arrest was made Sunday afternoon. A man known only as RockPick, who at this time is rumored to have contacts with Duke. In a bizzare internet confession RockPick was quoted saying, "Mind you, I don't have a yellow lab... I have a full blooded mutt (dalmation/black lab)... " Charges are expected to be filed, and a full investigation will ensue.
In other news scientists have linked the popular car care product know as Zaino to a growing number of colon cancer patients...