His whole truck has to be replaced... That's the REAL reason he wants a Lightning!

 

I want a Lightning for speed, cut my drive time from 5hrs to 4hrs...

 

even if I still drank I could never get that drunk

 

I just don't understand... With something so large, how do you know where to put it in the dark?? Must be worse than trying to find Waldo.

 

ROFL!

 

just feel around for a wet spot

 

Just roll 'em in flour and hit the wet spots.

 

That takes too much effort...and wayyy too much flour!

 

Yeah; but, with all that flour, you can pretend you're on a ride at an amusement park game show, and not a bottom dwelling loser who can't even score with an ugly skinny chick.

 

it gets kinda cold in the Great White North, even here in the sunny Okanagan. Right now it's about -15C(+6F) with about 5cm(2") of snow on the ground and supposed to get colder. I guess a person could snuggle right up to one of them and pull a flap over to stay warm. Or slide between the two of them and hope you don't smother before morning. Might end up falling through to the basement, tho...