No, I am NOT trading for Habibi. His wife will just have to keep him, and learn to live with it.
I am going to send Habibi the dash mat from my F150. The deal is he will send me something from his city, town, or whatever is unique to his area.
Whatever it is, it must be mailable, so that rules out beer.
So to make it intresting, I'll let the F150onliners post suggestions.

* I still can't make the chat room work on my PC, otherwise I'd check in tonight.

 

hi ATST!

I made a suggestion in a post recently about an item.
Perhaps you didnt see it?

Here's the link, if this is not to your satisfaction, let me know and I will think of something better!

https://www.f150online.com/forums/sh...hreadid=140460

 

Habibi, you're a real wheeler dealer, ain't ya!

(She let that slide once but, you are liable to get squat if you keep it up!)

A Double XL is bad enough but, two of them?

I guess if the zippers matched up that would make it a quadruple XL, Now if that's her size and ATST actually has four arms , this looks like a done deal.

 

 

Habibi, handle this transaction through the mail.

If you ever meet her in person, you'll be a double XL, until the swelling goes down.

 

How'd I know this would be amusing?
I was expecting "01 XLT Sport" to suggest lowering your towns cat population.

Raoul has seen me, and for the record, he was like that before, but I am definately not a XXL.
However XXL's and XL make nice sleep shirts, so that'd be cool.

Now we'll just have to email each others mailing addresses.
Use this email: my initials [at] my intials dot us < so far the spammers haven't found that addy.

 

Habibi:

Haven't you been keeping that under control?

 

ATST you have mail!

LOL @ Burt.
We have 2 cats, and I am waiting patiently for them to drop dead, but they seem to live forever.
I pretty much just ignore them, and when I hear one of them coughing or choking on a fur ball, I secretly hope for their demise.
I don't like them, they don't like me, but we manage to coexist peacefully.

Now that I'm on the subject, there's this one mean thing I do to them when the opportunity presents itself.
In the TV room, we have this big "L" shaped sectional, one part is against the wall, the other part is against nothing and just divides the room into two.

When I watch TV, I sit on the section where there is no wall behind me, I lean back, with my arms extended on each side at the top of the sectional, with my big feet on the coffee table, are you getting a visual? I have to kick 14 remotes out of the way to make room for my feet.
Every once in a while the big fat stupid cat will come over at the top of the sectional, and plop down behind where my arms are extended, and fall asleep (leaning against my arm)

So, and this is where the fun starts....

When my wife gets up to go to check on the laundry, or whatever, as soon as she turns her back, my arm flings the cat off the couch in one quick abrupt motion. You have to see it to appreciate just how cruel it is.
Picture the cat in a deep sleep, and it wakes up a split second before it falls 4 feet from a deep sleep to the floor.

HAHA, no matter how many times this happens, this stupid cat comes back every few days for more, LOL I love doing it too.

I will try to get a photo.

 

Damn Habibi your evil...


I just run them over and install them as speedbumps...

 

habibis idea sounds like a lot of fun, my aunt has some cats...hmmm i wonder what i could do to them?

 

He was trying to sell me mint flavored goat toothpaste earlier in the year. Here, more recently, he was pawning off man diapers with Winnie the Pooh. Needless to say, I bought all he had!

RP

 

I would love to be a fly on the wall at Habibi's sometimes.
It must go something like this...........

Sir Alex Habibi (well known silver tounged charmer and cultural attache for Canada) sits in the den checking the F150 board.

The fragrant Lady Habibi enters wearing a new outfit.

Lady Habibi: "Hi Hon, does this new outfit make me look fat?"

Sir Alex: (Thinking furiously) "Absolutely NOT."

Lady Habibi smiles. At last Habibi has taken on board all the coaching from RP, Burt and Lifeguard Joe.

But Habibi reverts to type immediately....

Sir Alex: "It's your double chin, stomach and gigantic a$$ that makes you look fat"


Cue sounds of Habibi trying to dial the emergency room with broken fingers.......

 

LOL!!

One time I said to her (oh man this was so funny)

I said so what's shakin besides 3 chins and a set of cheeks?

Make sure you are at a safe distance when you use that line

 

All kidding aside, my wife is awesome.
She is not much different than any other woman as far as being sensative about her weight, and I get the "do you think I'm fat" question asked all the time.

Last time she asked me, I said "ya, your a big fat be-yotch"
She stood there, mouth open, and looking at me speechless.
Ive course I started laughing. We watch a lot of SouthPark together, so our humor is slightly twisted to begin with.

Listen up fellas, if your lady constantly asks you if she is fat, just say " hell ya" or tell her you have seen cows that were slimmer than her.

Once you use this method, the "Am I Fat" questions will immediatly cease and desist.

My wife is really camera shy (unless you get a few drinks into her)
Here she is, hiding behind the truck.

 

Duely noted.