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Originally posted by Andthensometoo
...Now where is the Husbands school?
...Now where is the Husbands school?
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Husbands don’t go to school they only need a one hour seminar that teaches them how to interact with the female species.
Here’s one of the things the brochure shows as a learning aid, its called Emotion simulator:
Here is what’s stated in the brochure:
So are you always having difficulty watching the big game or NASCAR race and right in the middle of the big play or crash the wife goes “yack yack yack”?
Ready for your big night out to actually eat some good food the way it was meant to be cooked? That big juicy steak, not dry like home? And before you even get out the front door your wife ask “that” question and then before you know it your eating macaroni and cheese AGAIN?
Ready for bed from a long tired day at work and just as your head hits the pillow you hear the dreaded “Honey we need to talk”?
WELL, we have your answers to those problems and many, many more with our quick and simple 1 hour seminar…
We teach you how easy it is to watch the big game or NASCAR race with no “yacking” interruptions, simple by getting your lovely “yacking” wife a gift card to a shopping mall 1 ½ hours away from home. It works great because it ties her up for 3 hours just driving, and all women will drive to the end of earth for some good shopping especially since the gift card states a $1,000 limit.
Once she arrives she will spend 5 hours shopping and 1 hour in line and then the neat thing is the card is NO good, so you are not out any money and have 9 hours of pure “yack” free time…
We teach you how to actually get out the door to obtain eatable food, food the way man intended it to taste…
When she asks “that” question “Honey does this look good?” You simple answer “Baby I’ve got wood, so what do you think?” and Shazam you off to get that fine juicy steak and the bonus is NO “yacking” during dinner so you can actually enjoy it while its still hot.
Finally, how to avoid that dreaded question at bed time of “Honey we need to talk” this takes up most the seminar. Reason is it is something that must be worked on throughout the day to insure no dreaded question at bed time…
We teach you how to say things throughout the day, such as:
“Honey, I’m sorry I was wrong”
“Yes dear you are right again”
“Honey, I am the luckiest man alive”
We will also teach you about cheap insurance, such as:
A flower a day, keeps the yacking away…
Hurry and sign up now because space is limited just call 1-800-YAK-FREE to reserve your spot…
Don’t just do it for your wife, DO IT for you…
Here’s one of the things the brochure shows as a learning aid, its called Emotion simulator:
Here is what’s stated in the brochure:
So are you always having difficulty watching the big game or NASCAR race and right in the middle of the big play or crash the wife goes “yack yack yack”?
Ready for your big night out to actually eat some good food the way it was meant to be cooked? That big juicy steak, not dry like home? And before you even get out the front door your wife ask “that” question and then before you know it your eating macaroni and cheese AGAIN?
Ready for bed from a long tired day at work and just as your head hits the pillow you hear the dreaded “Honey we need to talk”?
WELL, we have your answers to those problems and many, many more with our quick and simple 1 hour seminar…
We teach you how easy it is to watch the big game or NASCAR race with no “yacking” interruptions, simple by getting your lovely “yacking” wife a gift card to a shopping mall 1 ½ hours away from home. It works great because it ties her up for 3 hours just driving, and all women will drive to the end of earth for some good shopping especially since the gift card states a $1,000 limit.
Once she arrives she will spend 5 hours shopping and 1 hour in line and then the neat thing is the card is NO good, so you are not out any money and have 9 hours of pure “yack” free time…
We teach you how to actually get out the door to obtain eatable food, food the way man intended it to taste…
When she asks “that” question “Honey does this look good?” You simple answer “Baby I’ve got wood, so what do you think?” and Shazam you off to get that fine juicy steak and the bonus is NO “yacking” during dinner so you can actually enjoy it while its still hot.
Finally, how to avoid that dreaded question at bed time of “Honey we need to talk” this takes up most the seminar. Reason is it is something that must be worked on throughout the day to insure no dreaded question at bed time…
We teach you how to say things throughout the day, such as:
“Honey, I’m sorry I was wrong”
“Yes dear you are right again”
“Honey, I am the luckiest man alive”
We will also teach you about cheap insurance, such as:
A flower a day, keeps the yacking away…
Hurry and sign up now because space is limited just call 1-800-YAK-FREE to reserve your spot…
Don’t just do it for your wife, DO IT for you…
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Originally posted by 01 XLT Sport
Husbands don’t go to school they only need a one hour seminar that teaches them how to interact with the female species.
Here’s one of the things the brochure shows as a learning aid, its called Emotion simulator:
Here is what’s stated in the brochure:
So are you always having difficulty watching the big game or NASCAR race and right in the middle of the big play or crash the wife goes “yack yack yack”?
Ready for your big night out to actually eat some good food the way it was meant to be cooked? That big juicy steak, not dry like home? And before you even get out the front door your wife ask “that” question and then before you know it your eating macaroni and cheese AGAIN?
Ready for bed from a long tired day at work and just as your head hits the pillow you hear the dreaded “Honey we need to talk”?
WELL, we have your answers to those problems and many, many more with our quick and simple 1 hour seminar…
We teach you how easy it is to watch the big game or NASCAR race with no “yacking” interruptions, simple by getting your lovely “yacking” wife a gift card to a shopping mall 1 ½ hours away from home. It works great because it ties her up for 3 hours just driving, and all women will drive to the end of earth for some good shopping especially since the gift card states a $1,000 limit.
Once she arrives she will spend 5 hours shopping and 1 hour in line and then the neat thing is the card is NO good, so you are not out any money and have 9 hours of pure “yack” free time…
We teach you how to actually get out the door to obtain eatable food, food the way man intended it to taste…
When she asks “that” question “Honey does this look good?” You simple answer “Baby I’ve got wood, so what do you think?” and Shazam you off to get that fine juicy steak and the bonus is NO “yacking” during dinner so you can actually enjoy it while its still hot.
Finally, how to avoid that dreaded question at bed time of “Honey we need to talk” this takes up most the seminar. Reason is it is something that must be worked on throughout the day to insure no dreaded question at bed time…
We teach you how to say things throughout the day, such as:
“Honey, I’m sorry I was wrong”
“Yes dear you are right again”
“Honey, I am the luckiest man alive”
We will also teach you about cheap insurance, such as:
A flower a day, keeps the yacking away…
Hurry and sign up now because space is limited just call 1-800-YAK-FREE to reserve your spot…
Don’t just do it for your wife, DO IT for you…
Husbands don’t go to school they only need a one hour seminar that teaches them how to interact with the female species.
Here’s one of the things the brochure shows as a learning aid, its called Emotion simulator:
Here is what’s stated in the brochure:
So are you always having difficulty watching the big game or NASCAR race and right in the middle of the big play or crash the wife goes “yack yack yack”?
Ready for your big night out to actually eat some good food the way it was meant to be cooked? That big juicy steak, not dry like home? And before you even get out the front door your wife ask “that” question and then before you know it your eating macaroni and cheese AGAIN?
Ready for bed from a long tired day at work and just as your head hits the pillow you hear the dreaded “Honey we need to talk”?
WELL, we have your answers to those problems and many, many more with our quick and simple 1 hour seminar…
We teach you how easy it is to watch the big game or NASCAR race with no “yacking” interruptions, simple by getting your lovely “yacking” wife a gift card to a shopping mall 1 ½ hours away from home. It works great because it ties her up for 3 hours just driving, and all women will drive to the end of earth for some good shopping especially since the gift card states a $1,000 limit.
Once she arrives she will spend 5 hours shopping and 1 hour in line and then the neat thing is the card is NO good, so you are not out any money and have 9 hours of pure “yack” free time…
We teach you how to actually get out the door to obtain eatable food, food the way man intended it to taste…
When she asks “that” question “Honey does this look good?” You simple answer “Baby I’ve got wood, so what do you think?” and Shazam you off to get that fine juicy steak and the bonus is NO “yacking” during dinner so you can actually enjoy it while its still hot.
Finally, how to avoid that dreaded question at bed time of “Honey we need to talk” this takes up most the seminar. Reason is it is something that must be worked on throughout the day to insure no dreaded question at bed time…
We teach you how to say things throughout the day, such as:
“Honey, I’m sorry I was wrong”
“Yes dear you are right again”
“Honey, I am the luckiest man alive”
We will also teach you about cheap insurance, such as:
A flower a day, keeps the yacking away…
Hurry and sign up now because space is limited just call 1-800-YAK-FREE to reserve your spot…
Don’t just do it for your wife, DO IT for you…
