Season's Greeting (ATTORNEY Approved!)
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Season's Greeting (ATTORNEY Approved!)
Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit (please also read the
fine print at the bottom):
My best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low
stress, non-addictive and gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice and with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others,
or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all, and
a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of 2004 but
not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make the United States great, (not to
imply that the United States is necessarily greater than any other country)
and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preferences of the
wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms: -This greeting is
subject to clarification or withdrawal; It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting; It implies no promise by the wisher to
actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void
where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application
of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first and warranty is limited
to the replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wisher.
Cheers!
fine print at the bottom):
My best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low
stress, non-addictive and gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice and with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others,
or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all, and
a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of 2004 but
not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make the United States great, (not to
imply that the United States is necessarily greater than any other country)
and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preferences of the
wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms: -This greeting is
subject to clarification or withdrawal; It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting; It implies no promise by the wisher to
actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void
where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application
of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first and warranty is limited
to the replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wisher.
Cheers!
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