When did it start raining????

 

Search for WMD's delayed.

 

(1) "Mon-back...mon-back...mon-back...*****!

(2) The "honey wagon" team hard at work behind Oprah's house.

(3) A day at the Komatsu test track.

 

I told him a clay boat wouldn't work

 

I told him a clay boat wouldn't work

 

I told the boss I was too sick to work today. Damned Chinese food.

Anybody have a wet-nap?:o

 

"And I just keep digging myself deeper into a hole"

 

"Keep bailing. Looks like the water's going down"

"Astonished by their recent findings, Caterpillar formally announced today they will be withdrawing from the 2004 America's Cup"

Valet parking?

 

That's one way a contractor can pay off a piece of equipment that he can't afford, just run it into a lake bed and get it stuck real good. Then have the insurance man come to the site to say "it's totaled, and your insurance should cover it." One more problem took care of.

 

if i had onlt been in my f-150 i woulddnt be in this *****uation

 

Damn I guess the wife wants me to clean it up since its dirty and muddy.

Damn kids ruined my new tonka toy.

A fire started and I tried to stop it. See? It just makes sense!

Damnit! I just screwed myself!

Time to bust out the Fords to pull this baby.

 

I have a similar picture from Montana where the subcontractors that we had digging up an old tailings pond sank a trackhoe up to the cab in mud. It took TWO D-10's and about 200 feet of chain to pull it out. I have pics somewhere....

 

I'd like to see this in a Chevy commercial!

 

"Janet, those mud baths are really bringing out the yellow in your paint"