Gifts for women
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That was too long to read so here is the perfect gift for a woman:
A Vacuum, it’s a win-win situation, first she can actually clean and second its noisy enough to drown out the women’s voice when complaining…
A Vacuum, it’s a win-win situation, first she can actually clean and second its noisy enough to drown out the women’s voice when complaining…
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- Perfume, Cologne or Body splash.
Do not buy these unless you know for absolutely sure that 1. she loves it, AND 2. she needs it. Women often change favorites and if still she really likes it, she probably already has some more somewhere, so do not count on it's absence from the cupboard as a sign she needs it.
Do not buy these unless you know for absolutely sure that 1. she loves it, AND 2. she needs it. Women often change favorites and if still she really likes it, she probably already has some more somewhere, so do not count on it's absence from the cupboard as a sign she needs it.
Well at least I'm lucky in christmas shopping. Both the girlfriend and mom drag me out, find something and say "you're buying me that tonight". Then it's a nice card and I'm done
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From: Whitehorse, Yukon
Originally posted by 01 XLT Sport
That was too long to read so here is the perfect gift for a woman:
A Vacuum, it’s a win-win situation, first she can actually clean and second its noisy enough to drown out the women’s voice when complaining…
That was too long to read so here is the perfect gift for a woman:
A Vacuum, it’s a win-win situation, first she can actually clean and second its noisy enough to drown out the women’s voice when complaining…
Looky looky, LMAO
Habibi tip:
When you buy your loved one a shiny new vacumme, the one she's always longed for, make sure you buy yourself a more powerful amp, and bigger speakers for your home entertainment system.
This way when she's happily using her new gift, you can increase the volume on your video, and not let the noisy vacuume drown out the action.
This is a win/win!
Ok, serious tip from Habibi.
Fellas, pay attention: It doesnt matter how big of an ahole you were all year long, buy your women diamond ear rings (minimum of a G note, and she will forgive you for all the bad stuff you did for the prvious 12 months.
If you need to be forgiven for anything, you CANT go wrong with diamonds.
