Hillary Clinton went up to the Pearly Gates and Peter came out to meet her.
"Why, hello Hillary, how are you" asked Pete.
"Ahhh, I'm doing fine, just fine".. she said in her thick US accent.
"Good, my dear come in, come in" said Pete
When she got in through the gates, Pete took her into his office. As she walked in, he sat at his desk and Hillary was just amazed as she looked around the room. The wall behind Pete was full of clocks.
"My my" said Hillary .."What are all these clocks here for?" she asked.
"Well, Hillary, they all represent someone who has come through the Pearly Gates" said Pete.
"What's that one up there for" asked Hillary
"That clock has never moved. It belongs to Mother Theresa. She never ever, ever, told a lie while she was alive" he said.
"What's the second one for?" she asked.
"That my dear, belongs to Abraham Lincoln. It moved just slightly, as he told two white lies while he was President" he added.
Hilary then sat down... "Okay .. where's Bill's clock?" she asked.
"Hilary.... it's in Jesus Office ... he uses it as a ceiling fan".

 

heard it before.

 

So?

 

Still gotta say though, Bill was da' man.

 

Bill knew how to make us laugh.

 

ive heard it but with masturbation instead of lies

 

I knew it, I knew it.... didn't even have to scroll down Joe, Ha, I knew it!!!!

 

LOL thtas great!

Bill and Hillary are the biggest joke this country has ever seen.

Bush '04

 

Dude, that thing about "Honest Abe" was not true.. It's a joke. It's being sarcastic, see Abe wasn't so Honest as most people think!