Children's Rights
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From: Hammer Lane
Children's Rights
DON'T MESS WITH MOMS!
My son came home from school one day,
with a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
to put me in my place.
"Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
what's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'
It says I need not clean my room,
don't have to cut my hair.
No one can tell me what to think,
or speak, or what to wear.
I have freedom from religion,
and regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
and I sure don't have to pray.
I'll wear earrings if I want,
And pierce my tongue &nose.
I can read &watch just what I like,
and get tattoos from head to toes.
And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a crime.
I'll back up all my charges,
with the marks on my behind.
Don't you ever touch me,
My body's only for my use,
not for your hugs and kisses,
that's just more child abuse.
Don't preach about your morals,
like your Mama did to you.
That's nothing more than mind control,
And it's illegal too!
Mom, I have these children's rights,
so you can't influence me,
or I'll call Children's Services Division,
better known as C.S.D."
Of course my first instinct was
To toss him out the door.
But the chance to teach him a lesson
made me think a little more.
I mulled it over carefully,
I couldn't let this go.
A smile crept upon my face.
He's messing with a pro.
The next day I took him shopping
at the local Goodwill Store.
I told him,"Pick out all you want,
there's shirts &pants galore.
I've called and checked with C.S.D.
who said they didn't care
if I bought you some K-Mart shoes
instead of Nike Airs.
And I've canceled that appointment
to take your driver's test.
The C.S.D. is unconcerned,
so I'll decide what's best.
I said, "No time to stop and eat,
or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
to make your own sack lunch.
Just save the raging appetite,
and wait till dinner time.
We're having liver and onions,
It's a favorite dish of mine."
He asked "Can I please rent a movie,
to watch on my VCR?"
"Sorry, I sold your TV,
for new tires on my car.
I also rented out your room,
you'll take the couch instead.
All the C.S.D. requires is
a roof over your head.
Your clothing won't be trendy now,
and I'll choose what we eat.
That allowance that you used to get,
will buy me something neat.
I'm selling off your jet ski,
dirt-bike and roller blades.
Check out the 'Parent's Bill of Rights,'
It's in effect today!
Hey hot shot... are you crying,
Why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
instead of C.S.D.?"
My son came home from school one day,
with a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
to put me in my place.
"Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
what's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'
It says I need not clean my room,
don't have to cut my hair.
No one can tell me what to think,
or speak, or what to wear.
I have freedom from religion,
and regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
and I sure don't have to pray.
I'll wear earrings if I want,
And pierce my tongue &nose.
I can read &watch just what I like,
and get tattoos from head to toes.
And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a crime.
I'll back up all my charges,
with the marks on my behind.
Don't you ever touch me,
My body's only for my use,
not for your hugs and kisses,
that's just more child abuse.
Don't preach about your morals,
like your Mama did to you.
That's nothing more than mind control,
And it's illegal too!
Mom, I have these children's rights,
so you can't influence me,
or I'll call Children's Services Division,
better known as C.S.D."
Of course my first instinct was
To toss him out the door.
But the chance to teach him a lesson
made me think a little more.
I mulled it over carefully,
I couldn't let this go.
A smile crept upon my face.
He's messing with a pro.
The next day I took him shopping
at the local Goodwill Store.
I told him,"Pick out all you want,
there's shirts &pants galore.
I've called and checked with C.S.D.
who said they didn't care
if I bought you some K-Mart shoes
instead of Nike Airs.
And I've canceled that appointment
to take your driver's test.
The C.S.D. is unconcerned,
so I'll decide what's best.
I said, "No time to stop and eat,
or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
to make your own sack lunch.
Just save the raging appetite,
and wait till dinner time.
We're having liver and onions,
It's a favorite dish of mine."
He asked "Can I please rent a movie,
to watch on my VCR?"
"Sorry, I sold your TV,
for new tires on my car.
I also rented out your room,
you'll take the couch instead.
All the C.S.D. requires is
a roof over your head.
Your clothing won't be trendy now,
and I'll choose what we eat.
That allowance that you used to get,
will buy me something neat.
I'm selling off your jet ski,
dirt-bike and roller blades.
Check out the 'Parent's Bill of Rights,'
It's in effect today!
Hey hot shot... are you crying,
Why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
instead of C.S.D.?"
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From: Wolf Creek VA
my parents would slap the taset outta my mouth if i said some crap like that i respect and appriceate my parents way to much to ever be like that towards them (who you think is payin for my college)
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From: Boston Area
Last year my step-daughter was off to Providence College. In August the bill came in.
She says to my wife and I: I hope we are going to pay this and not take out a bunch of student loans, cause I don't want to have to worry about bills when I am at Grad School.
I started to friggin shake. I turn to my wife and say, did I just fu*#$ing hear what I thought I heard. She says: why don't you go out to the garage and I will handle this. Thought I was going to go postal.
Later that night we got an apology....