Always interested in getting the historical perspective on things, I tripped across this little know fact:

Yodeling

Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?
California...? Oregon...? Switzerland...? Here's the real
version....

Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of
Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere
to sleep. He went up To a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night.
The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.

As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father, "Who is
that man going into the barn?"

"That fellow is traveling through," said the farmer.

"He needs a place to stay for the night, so, I told him he could
sleep in the barn.

The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry."
So she prepared a plate of food for him and then took it out to
the barn. About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing
disheveled and straw in her hair. Straight up to bed she went.

The farmer's wife was very observant. She then suggested that
perhaps the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took
it out to the barn, and she too did not return for an hour. Her clothing was
askew, her blouse buttoned incorrectly. She also headed straight to bed.

The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and
continued on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left.

When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone,

she broke into tears. "How could he leave without ! even saying
good-bye," she cried. "We made such passionate love last night.

"What?" shouted the father as he angrily ran out of the house
looking for the man, who by now was halfway up the mountain.

The farmer screamed up at him, "I'm going to get you! You had sex
with my daughter!"

The man looked back down from the mountainside cupped his hand
next to his mouth, and yelled out.....


LAIDTHEOLADEETOO

 

LOL, I head this joke before, and yet its still funny.

 

Damn Joe, you've heard every joke there ever was. How do you find time to swim, date, work, and study?

 

Well since I'm a swimmer, I hear every speedo/gay joke in the world. Since I date I hear every ****/blonde joke in the world. Since I work, I hear every political joke in the world. Since I study I hear every other kind of joke in the world.

There you have it

 

Did you hear the one about the lifegaurd and the weight-lifting transexual nun?

 

I think if you ever teach a yodeling class, one of the hardest things to do would keep them from yodeling right away. See, we work up to that.

 

lol

 

I heard it three times last week alone.

 

Cool! How about posting it for us. I've never heard it before; and, it sounds like a good premise for a joke.

 

Did you hear the Budwieser scale joke? Bobby Bowden tatoo joke?

Those are a few years old and still my favorite.