the old man is sick in the hospital bed and the priest is there with him, and the sick man asks for a paper to write on, then he dies shortly after, then like an hour later the priest goes back to read the note, and it says 'you're standing on my oxygen tube'?? I can't find it.

 

LOL!

 

Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them.

As the preacher stood next to the bed, Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.

The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died.

The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as the preacher finished the message, he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Fred died. He said, "You know, Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."

He opened the note, and read, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube!"

 

you're about 30 min too soon

 

Thanks so much OW! Where did you find that? Me and my friend are gonna submit it for Joke of the Day, this little tidbit they have on my school's morning announcements.

 

I know. But the joke was funnier the first time when FordLariat told it.

 

One of our previous priests actually told that joke in church...

 

thank you