*special thanks to Jstang for the picture*



ENJOY!




RP

 

Well I gotta go first!!


"Maybe I shouldn't have had that Tuna sandwich for lunch".

 

after examing the female dolphins once again toby, the beluga whale, wanted to smell the doctors fingers"

 

Rhonda Horn (right) is pictured here with a rare albino whale at Sea World in Florida. Rhonda is the sister of Roy Horn of the famous Sigfried and Roy Las Vegas Act. This photo was taken shortly before the tragic incident that earned her the nickname "Lefty".

 

Holy CHIT, it’s Casper…

 

Albino my a$$, if you had an arm that far down your throat you'd turn white and gag too!!!!

 

"Wow, I need to take you home to Jstang!"

 

"Ok I can almost reach the truck keys. This is the last time I offer to find the hubby's lost keys! "

 

Mmmmmmmm.....tastes like chicken.

 

...witnesses later testified that the trainer spoke to the frisky mammal stating 'i'll give you one more chance to perform the cross pool elevated tail swim, before i reach in there and pull your ba11$ out through your throat....' . the trainer has since been put on paid leave where she was ordered to attend a 'sea mammals are our friends' sensitivity class. the whale is still recovering from the reattachement surgery, and is expected to be back swimming with his friends soon.

 

"so this is why he like hummers(not the vehicle) so much"



I'm so going to get banned.

 

Albino Whale: *Gently taking the lady's hand*
Lady: *Gasp!*
Albino Whale: I've waited for this moment for all my life...
Lady: Yes....And?
Albino Whale: Will you marry me?

 

"I can't believe she took that WHOLE thing in her mouth"

 

I don't care what anyone says, boy Belugas still taste better!!

 

"Captured on film".....How flipper sucked the life blood out of Maria Schriver, turning her into Skelator.