It would be a tie.
The important thing is to not kill yourself while at the same time do some good.

You would have the ability to scratch your own *** before it even itches. That alone is worth some Government funding for this endeavor.

 

I'm in.

Let go back to 1415 and watch Henry V defeat the French at Agincourt.

 

You don't have to travel that far back to see the French lose a battle.

 

OK. I'd go back to 1965 and invest $1,000.00 in McDonald's IPO.

 

You know, Phillip, if I had a Jet Ski, a big nice boat, advanced guns and girls, I wouldn't need to go back in time.