*NEW* Speedo Pic!
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From: Titusville, FL
uhh there's still hair on my leg's and arms and under the arm pits. Just wait till the 16th, our first big meet of the season
Conference
Oh yeah, I'll be slick as a baby's bottom
Conference Oh yeah, I'll be slick as a baby's bottom
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From: Titusville, FL
Originally posted by 01 XLT Sport
I would really like to see more of that blond sitting up in that chair, perhaps you have some better close ups of her????
She appears to have a very nice snapper wrapper...
I would really like to see more of that blond sitting up in that chair, perhaps you have some better close ups of her????
She appears to have a very nice snapper wrapper...
LOL, na she was kinda a bitch. I tried talking to her and it went something like this
"So how long have you been lifeguarding"
"couple years"
"cool, I've been lg'ing for about 3 yrs now"
"like the job"
"its boring"
"yeah i'm pretty bored"
"I can entertain you"
"how"
"i'll tell you when you get off the stand
""get away from me before i call my manager"
LOL, not really, but that would have been funny.
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From: Michigan Rocks and then some too!!!
Originally posted by lifeguardjoe
LOL, na she was kinda a bitch. I tried talking to her and it went something like this
"So how long have you been lifeguarding"
"couple years"
"cool, I've been lg'ing for about 3 yrs now"
"like the job"
"its boring" (you should have said someting about what you liked about the job here)
"yeah i'm pretty bored" (she was bored because you lacked interesting convo)
"I can entertain you" (um, if this works, that would explain a lot of those jerry springer couples)
"how" (you had a shot at redemption here)
"i'll tell you when you get off the stand " (you missed the side of a barn with a .22 scattershot)
"get away from me before i call my manager" (go away, and come back after you've eaten a couple of porkchop sandwhiches and learn how to talk)
LOL, not really, but that would have been funny.
LOL, na she was kinda a bitch. I tried talking to her and it went something like this
"So how long have you been lifeguarding"
"couple years"
"cool, I've been lg'ing for about 3 yrs now"
"like the job"
"its boring" (you should have said someting about what you liked about the job here)
"yeah i'm pretty bored" (she was bored because you lacked interesting convo)
"I can entertain you" (um, if this works, that would explain a lot of those jerry springer couples)
"how" (you had a shot at redemption here)
"i'll tell you when you get off the stand
" (you missed the side of a barn with a .22 scattershot)"get away from me before i call my manager" (go away, and come back after you've eaten a couple of porkchop sandwhiches and learn how to talk)
LOL, not really, but that would have been funny.
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Man, I came in here thinking Joe had a second mod... you know SPEEDOmeter? Then I find out you guys are just fueling his exhibitionism...
Oh, well... maybe someday... at least he didn't have any steamy stories to go along with this one...
Oh, well... maybe someday... at least he didn't have any steamy stories to go along with this one...
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From: Titusville, FL
Originally posted by closer9
Man, I came in here thinking Joe had a second mod... you know SPEEDOmeter? Then I find out you guys are just fueling his exhibitionism...
Man, I came in here thinking Joe had a second mod... you know SPEEDOmeter? Then I find out you guys are just fueling his exhibitionism...
*ahem*
"Uhh sir, it would be my 3rd mod, if it was a speedometer"
1. Clear Corners
2. CCAI(Cheap Chineese Air Intake)
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Oh, crap! 
uh, sorry, Joe...
I would like to correct my original statement, I should have said third...
My apologies Joe...
and he didn't start this one out with a steamy story, that's all I was implying...
uh, sorry, Joe...
I would like to correct my original statement, I should have said third...
My apologies Joe...
and he didn't start this one out with a steamy story, that's all I was implying...
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From: Whitehorse, Yukon
Originally posted by 01 XLT Sport
She appears to have a very nice snapper wrapper...
She appears to have a very nice snapper wrapper...
I'm glad I wasnt the only one.
Joe, did you take any pointers from ATST?
You need to talk to these honeys and sweep them off their feet, baffle them with bs if you have to, but make an effort.
I think the speedo is your handicap, get some flamed bermuda shorts, and then see what happens.
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Originally posted by lifeguardjoe
1. The drag-suit I had over my speedo conceals things
Did I miss any other questions for my explanation?
1. The drag-suit I had over my speedo conceals things
Did I miss any other questions for my explanation?
Why do you have to dress in "drag" just to swim in a Florida high school swim meet?
J/K LGJ.
Hey, since you are the F-150 resident lifeguard, the least you can do is fill us in on your pool specialty and your record this year. How's the team doing?
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From: Central Florida
Originally posted by lifeguardjoe
*taps on shoulder*
*ahem*
"Uhh sir, it would be my 3rd mod, if it was a speedometer"
1. Clear Corners
2. CCAI(Cheap Chineese Air Intake)
*taps on shoulder*
*ahem*
"Uhh sir, it would be my 3rd mod, if it was a speedometer"
1. Clear Corners
2. CCAI(Cheap Chineese Air Intake)
I believe you are mistaken young Joe. Your first mod was the "missing chrome hub cover" mod, as pictured on the left-front in the photo contained in your sig.
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Originally posted by flafonman
I believe you are mistaken young Joe. Your first mod was the "missing chrome hub cover" mod, as pictured on the left-front in the photo contained in your sig.
I believe you are mistaken young Joe. Your first mod was the "missing chrome hub cover" mod, as pictured on the left-front in the photo contained in your sig.