Mountain Dew Can Kill You! Calculate it Yourself!

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Oct 1, 2003 | 12:50 PM

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248 can will kill me. You would have to pee like a race horse after a 100 cans.

Oct 1, 2003 | 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by flafonman
Probably the caffeine. The fatal dose of caffeine for an adult is about 5000 milligrams. It may take a couple of hundred Dews, but about 40 cups of Starbuck's will get you there faster.

The bromonated vegetable oil would probably take it's toll too.

RP

Oct 1, 2003 | 01:02 PM

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We now have two Lightning owners that check in at over 300 cans to do the deed. Here's a hint for your next mod...

How To Cut .5 Seconds Off Your Next 1/4 Mile

BTW RP, you haven't said how many cans it would take to do you in.

Oct 1, 2003 | 01:16 PM

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273 and change...

LMAO @ the subway diet. ROFL!

Oct 1, 2003 | 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by flafonman
We now have two Lightning owners that check in at over 300 cans to do the deed. Here's a hint for your next mod...

How To Cut .5 Seconds Off Your Next 1/4 Mile

BTW RP, you haven't said how many cans it would take to do you in.

lmfao!!!

Oct 1, 2003 | 01:26 PM

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Joes' calculation comes out to a whopping 8 cans. Beanpole.

Oct 1, 2003 | 01:28 PM

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It would take only 8 cans to kill joe?

I could probably knock him over with an empty.

Oct 1, 2003 | 01:40 PM

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Disclaimer: These calculations are only a guesstimate as variations in an individual's metabolism and physiological makeup will cause the fatality threshold differ from gutton to glutton.

Last edited by LE PEW; Oct 1, 2003 at 01:43 PM.

Oct 1, 2003 | 01:41 PM

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I was going to do that diet.....I bought 4 Boyd Coddington Billet wheels instead. Then I drove to Burger King and had two large fries, two double cheeseburgers and a DIET coke. Smoked a pack of Marlboro's, drove to the track and cut .75 off my previous best time

They didn't have Mountain Dew at BK

Oct 1, 2003 | 01:57 PM

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Decided to give up on NO2 and switch to CH4?

Oct 1, 2003 | 02:02 PM

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Ok - I've drank 204 of the 204.7 that would be required to kill me
Starting 205 ... does anyone know how long it's going to take for me to die?

their's 204.5 down - dang do I have to pee. A couple more sips and we'll see if RP is lieing.

How long is it going to take for me to die? Can I expect to croak as soon as I take the next sip, or will I have to wait a couple of days and wither away in agony.

Their. I drank 204.75 cans of dew. I'm still feeling fine except for the having to pee. Really, how long is it goin...

thud