Prison & Work
Just in case you get the two mixed up:

In Prison- you spend the majority of your time in a 8 x 10 cell.
At work- You spend the majority of your time in a 6 x 8 cubicle.

In Prison- you only get three meals a day.
At work- you only get a break for one meal & you pay for it.

In Prison- you get your own toilet.
At work- you have to share with an idiot who pees on the toilet seat.

In Prison- you time off for good behavior.
At work- you get more work for good behavior.

In Prison- the guard locks & unlocks the door for you.
At Work- You must carry a security card & open the doors for yourself.

In Prison- you can watch TV & play games.
At Work- you get fired for watching TV & playing games.

In Prison- they allow your family & friends to visit.
At Work- you can't even speak to your family.

In Prison- all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
At Work- you get to pay all the expenses to go to work & then they deduct
taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

In Prison- you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
At Work- you spend most of your time wanting to get out & go inside bars.

In Prison- you must deal with sadistic wardens
At Work- they're called managers.

 

Not sure how many times this has posted. Still funny though.


This isn't work, it's hell with flourescent lighting

I wonder who screws worse, middle management or inmates ???

On second thought I'd rather not know .....

 

yeah, this is so old.