How about a laugh this morning?
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How about a laugh this morning?
_ Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?_ My three-year-old
son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room._ While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter and she was clean.
Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No."_ I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me."_ Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"_ "No," he replied._ I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo! I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?"_ This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"_ While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down._ An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
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_ This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very
embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks._ What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....a true story... We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:_ "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"_ Not ! only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room._ While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter and she was clean.
Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No."_ I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me."_ Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"_ "No," he replied._ I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo! I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?"_ This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"_ While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down._ An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
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_ This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very
embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks._ What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....a true story... We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:_ "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"_ Not ! only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
