Last me my friend Anthony called me and my other friend karl and asked if we wanted to go see American Wedding (good flick, better than AP2). So we all agree for a 9.35 show. I get there first buy my ticket and head outside to wait for the other two. Anyways on my way in to get my ticket I noticied these like 3 tenth grader all dudes. I thought I might recognize one of them as a friend of my cuzin's, but I didn't. So as I'm waiting outside chilling, and I see those three guys get up and leave. Then later I see the conversing with some girls (two of them). So I turn away and think nothing of it. I hear the girls heading towards me. I can hear the words sexual harassment repeated a few times. So they see me and walk towards (I didn't know them). Then we have a funny conversation.

Girls: Sir?
Me: Yeah?
Girls: Can you help us with something.
Me: sure what do you want?
Girls: What is the meaning to "Does the carpet match the curtains"?
Me: uuuhhhh....umm.......see........ahhhh......well.
Girls: We need to know cuz those guys over there (the 3 dudes) asked us and we think it has a bad meaning. We think they sexually harassed us.
Me: well it essentially means does the pubic hair color match the color of ur hair on ur head.
Girls: Oh so they did harass us. Thanks! Now we're gonna kick their asses.
Me: Yeah no problem, but wait do you know their names? I might recognize the name and my cuzin could beat the crap out of them for you. What grade are you guys in and do you know what grade the guys are in?
Girls: No we go to different schools. We're tenth graders, and we think they were to.
Me: Ok well good luck in kicking thier asses.
Girls: Oh we will.

I see them walk off towards the guys who are walking away quickly. I see the guys turn the corner and then the girls. Then I hear some sounds of pain coming from the dudes, and girls shouting and cursing. I laughed a little. But I felt bad for the guys cuz its likely they got hit where its extremely painful. Anyways I was in shock when the girls asked me that question, it really took me by surprise. I mean I'm in 12th grade and they were in 10th. By 8th grade I knew the meaning of that phrase.

I've been permenantly scarred for life!!!

 

That's unbelievable in this day and time.

I was in the 8th grade for four years and I heard that phrase in like the second year.

 

Maybe they were good Catholic School girls who don't hear that kind of talk.

 

lol now that you mention it one of them did go to a private school the other however went to a ghetto school.

 

LOL you never cease to humor me.

Your wife event is pretty damn funy. Sleeping on the couch fun times.

 

I wonder if they know what carpet cleaner is?

 

OHHHH nooooo