A woman's way of thinking...
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A woman's way of thinking...
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Mars & Venus thing. And I never have figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. And, I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do."
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, we start touching, feeling and I am thinking tonight is a green light! Then out of nowhere she says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT?"
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads. She explains that I must be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing is going to happen that night, so I went to bed.
The very next day we went shopping at a big unnamed department store. I walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then told me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each to which I said OK. And then we went to the Jewellery Dept. Where she found a set of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you ... she was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she doesn't even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should have seen
her face when she said, "I'm ready to go, let's go to the cash register."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey. I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face ... it went completely blank. I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "You must be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, we start touching, feeling and I am thinking tonight is a green light! Then out of nowhere she says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT?"
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads. She explains that I must be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing is going to happen that night, so I went to bed.
The very next day we went shopping at a big unnamed department store. I walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then told me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each to which I said OK. And then we went to the Jewellery Dept. Where she found a set of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you ... she was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she doesn't even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should have seen
her face when she said, "I'm ready to go, let's go to the cash register."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey. I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face ... it went completely blank. I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "You must be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."
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From: Michigan Rocks and then some too!!!
Gawd you guys are so easily fooled!!!
That story beyond the "didn't get any" part would never happen in real life.
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, we start touching, feeling and I am thinking tonight is a green light! Then out of nowhere she says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT?"
Duh, guys. You want your car to run like a top, faithfully and take you wherever and whenever you want to go, and you know what you have to do to it first right? Money and Attention. Throw shiny expensive things into it, get dirty for it, keep it clean and polished, and above all pay attention to it. In most cases a car will still do less for you than a woman would.
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads. She explains that I must be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing is going to happen that night, so I went to bed.
DUH. Think of "emotional needs" as foreplay. Gawd, how did you ever get far enough to get married in the first place?
The very next day we went shopping at a big unnamed department store. I walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then told me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each to which I said OK. And then we went to the Jewellery Dept. Where she found a set of diamond earrings.
Liar, you know you didn't go shopping with her!! You won't even buy you own underwear for crying out loud.
Let me tell you ... she was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she doesn't even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should have seen
her face when she said, "I'm ready to go, let's go to the cash register."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey. I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face ... it went completely blank. I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
I wonder if I show my Truck a supercharger . . . .
Oh, and by the way Department stores or Jewelry stores for that matter do NOT let you walk around with diamand earings that you haven't paid for proving further that this guy did NOT go shopping with his wife - EVER.
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "You must be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."
You sure your needs are finanial?
That story beyond the "didn't get any" part would never happen in real life.
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, we start touching, feeling and I am thinking tonight is a green light! Then out of nowhere she says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT?"
Duh, guys. You want your car to run like a top, faithfully and take you wherever and whenever you want to go, and you know what you have to do to it first right? Money and Attention. Throw shiny expensive things into it, get dirty for it, keep it clean and polished, and above all pay attention to it. In most cases a car will still do less for you than a woman would.
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads. She explains that I must be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing is going to happen that night, so I went to bed.
DUH. Think of "emotional needs" as foreplay. Gawd, how did you ever get far enough to get married in the first place?
The very next day we went shopping at a big unnamed department store. I walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then told me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each to which I said OK. And then we went to the Jewellery Dept. Where she found a set of diamond earrings.
Liar, you know you didn't go shopping with her!! You won't even buy you own underwear for crying out loud.
Let me tell you ... she was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she doesn't even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should have seen
her face when she said, "I'm ready to go, let's go to the cash register."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey. I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face ... it went completely blank. I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
I wonder if I show my Truck a supercharger . . . .
Oh, and by the way Department stores or Jewelry stores for that matter do NOT let you walk around with diamand earings that you haven't paid for proving further that this guy did NOT go shopping with his wife - EVER.
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "You must be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."
You sure your needs are finanial?
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I don't think you can compare my truck in this way...
No matter what happens my truck will always be where I leave it, I never have to worry about someone else driving it, I don't have to worry about where it might end up if it gets some bad gas, it doesn't get mad at me when I look at other trucks, it will run just as good with BF Goodrich; Good Year or PepBoy specials, etc, etc...
No matter what happens my truck will always be where I leave it, I never have to worry about someone else driving it, I don't have to worry about where it might end up if it gets some bad gas, it doesn't get mad at me when I look at other trucks, it will run just as good with BF Goodrich; Good Year or PepBoy specials, etc, etc...
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I thought MN4x4 post was excellent, like turning the table…
I will tell you what the man that is the first to invent the “right” pill for women will have more money then Bill Gate’s could imagine.
“Here babe, take this and I will be up in 15 minutes”
This pill will indeed be magical, it will instantly get rid of headaches, and clear the women’s mind of all “get in touch with emotion feelings” and rewire it for “touch and perform” mode…
I will tell you what the man that is the first to invent the “right” pill for women will have more money then Bill Gate’s could imagine.
“Here babe, take this and I will be up in 15 minutes”
This pill will indeed be magical, it will instantly get rid of headaches, and clear the women’s mind of all “get in touch with emotion feelings” and rewire it for “touch and perform” mode…
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Originally posted by Andthensometoo
Duh, guys. You want your car to run like a top, faithfully and take you wherever and whenever you want to go, and you know what you have to do to it first right? Money and Attention. Throw shiny expensive things into it, get dirty for it, keep it clean and polished, and above all pay attention to it. In most cases a car will still do less for you than a woman would.
Duh, guys. You want your car to run like a top, faithfully and take you wherever and whenever you want to go, and you know what you have to do to it first right? Money and Attention. Throw shiny expensive things into it, get dirty for it, keep it clean and polished, and above all pay attention to it. In most cases a car will still do less for you than a woman would.
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