Funny/random sayings
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Funny/random sayings
"my mommy always said she wanted a daughter, i guess thats why she held my head under water" - unknown
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I can't help but laugh at that for some demented reason.
"Now..I'm not the smartest banana on the potato tree" - Unknown
"They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.." - Unknown
Im gonna hang out, with my **** out..Rock out with my **** out! - Unknown
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link major metropolitan areas. - Unknown
My friend thinks it would land on its side.
Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get one open, stand on hind legs and hammer door **** with forepaws. Once the door is opened for you, it is not necessary to use it. You can change your mind. When you have ordered an outside door opened, stand half in and half out and think about several things. This is important during very cold weather or mosquito season. - Cat Guidance
Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system - Unknown
If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway? - Unknown
I use to be a schizophrenic, then I took therapy, and we're ok now. - Unknown
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I can't help but laugh at that for some demented reason.
"Now..I'm not the smartest banana on the potato tree" - Unknown
"They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.." - Unknown
Im gonna hang out, with my **** out..Rock out with my **** out! - Unknown
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link major metropolitan areas. - Unknown
My friend thinks it would land on its side.
Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get one open, stand on hind legs and hammer door **** with forepaws. Once the door is opened for you, it is not necessary to use it. You can change your mind. When you have ordered an outside door opened, stand half in and half out and think about several things. This is important during very cold weather or mosquito season. - Cat Guidance
Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system - Unknown
If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway? - Unknown
I use to be a schizophrenic, then I took therapy, and we're ok now. - Unknown
