Adultery
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From: Stinkin Joisey
Adultery
A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9
year old son comes home from school unexpectedly, sees them and hides in
the bedroom closet to watch.
Then woman's husband also comes home. She puts
her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there
already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy -
"I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy -"Want to buy it?" Man
- "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy -
"$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together. Boy- "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy -
"I have a baseball glove." The lover remembering the last time, asks the
boy, "How much?" Boy - "$750" Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch." "I can't, I sold my baseball and my
glove" the boy replied. His father asks, "How much did you sell them
for?" "$1,000" he answered. His father says, "That's terrible to
overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than those two
things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little
boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says,
"Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that **** again
year old son comes home from school unexpectedly, sees them and hides in
the bedroom closet to watch.
Then woman's husband also comes home. She puts
her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there
already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy -
"I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy -"Want to buy it?" Man
- "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy -
"$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together. Boy- "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy -
"I have a baseball glove." The lover remembering the last time, asks the
boy, "How much?" Boy - "$750" Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch." "I can't, I sold my baseball and my
glove" the boy replied. His father asks, "How much did you sell them
for?" "$1,000" he answered. His father says, "That's terrible to
overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than those two
things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little
boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says,
"Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that **** again
