Execuitive Decisions
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From: Stinkin Joisey
Execuitive Decisions
An executive was in a quandary.
He had to get rid of one of his staff.
He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified
and
both did excellent work.
He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler
first would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung over after partying all night.
She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the
executive
approached her and said:
"Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like chit."
He had to get rid of one of his staff.
He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified
and
both did excellent work.
He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler
first would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung over after partying all night.
She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the
executive
approached her and said:
"Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like chit."
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From: Hammer Lane
Originally posted by JD
Hey Fast, you ought to read ATST Relatively Clean Truck Jokes also (posted this one last week)....
Hey Fast, you ought to read ATST Relatively Clean Truck Jokes also (posted this one last week)....
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From: Hammer Lane
Originally posted by Odin's Wrath
Too busy with work to read and post anymore. Gotta keep the post count up.
Too busy with work to read and post anymore. Gotta keep the post count up.
