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From: Central Joisey
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An Indian walked into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He said to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
The waiter said, "Sure chief, coming right up." He got the Indian a
tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drank it down in one gulp. Then he picked up the bucket of manure, threw it into the air, blasted it with the shotgun, and then just walked out.
The next morning the Indian returned. He had his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walked up to the counter and said to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
The waiter said, "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiled and proudly said, "Me training for upper management position. Come in, drink coffee, shoot *****, leave a mess for others to clean up, and disappear for rest of day."
The waiter said, "Sure chief, coming right up." He got the Indian a
tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drank it down in one gulp. Then he picked up the bucket of manure, threw it into the air, blasted it with the shotgun, and then just walked out.
The next morning the Indian returned. He had his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walked up to the counter and said to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
The waiter said, "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiled and proudly said, "Me training for upper management position. Come in, drink coffee, shoot *****, leave a mess for others to clean up, and disappear for rest of day."