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Old Aug 2, 2003 | 08:37 PM
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Talking A joke for drunks

This kid named Rob was a really smart kid you know. Got straight A;s all throughout Grade School, and participated in sports alot.

His mom was so proud of him she said "Rob you were a good little boy, "what do you want for a gift? she asked Rob

Rob said, "I want a green marble, not a painted one, not one with green spots, but a green marble"

So the mom goes and looks all over town, comes back and said she can't find one. Rob said "that's ok"

Ok Rob is now in Junior High, get's all straight A's, participates in sports and class president.

Mom was so proud of him she asked Rob "Honey you did so well I'm so proud of you. What do you want for a gift honey?

Rob says, "I want a green marble, not a painted one, not one with green spots, but a green marble"

So this time the mom goes and looks all over the state and she comes back and says she couldn't find one. Rob says, "that's ok"

Now Rob is in High School, get's all straight A's, participates in sports, academic challenge, class president and validictorian.

Mom says, "Rob all throughout school, you got straight A;s, participated in sports. I want to get you something very special, what would you like ?

Rob says, "I want a green marble, not a painted one, not one with green spots, but a green marble"

This time, mom goes and looks all over the country, she comes back and says "I can't find one" Rob says "that's ok"

Rob is now in College, earns his bachelors, graduates top of the class and his mom is so proud of him, she wants to get him something very special. Rob came down with rare serious illness that was unheard of and untreatable.

Mom says, I want to get you something very speical honey, what would you like?

Rob says, "I want a green marble, not painted one, not one with green spots, but a green marble. Mom asks, "are you sure? Rob says, "yes I am"

So this time, mom goes and looks all over the world, she comes back to say she didn't find one but Rob was dead.

If you don't get: This is supposed to **** drunks off, pisses them off because mom never found that green marble,,LOL!
 
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Old Aug 2, 2003 | 10:17 PM
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Poor little Rob.....If only he had got that green marble....*sigh* *sniff,sniff*.
 
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Old Aug 3, 2003 | 07:51 PM
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No suprise Peacemaker shows up,,,,,,j/k dude
 
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Old Aug 3, 2003 | 08:15 PM
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Splain to me Lucy......I thought i was a drunk? I guess not?
 
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Old Aug 3, 2003 | 09:36 PM
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nm forget it, just trying to get some laughs, oh well,,,91
 
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Old Aug 3, 2003 | 10:32 PM
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I thought it was awful the Rob didn't get that green marble...his life would've meant so much.... more.... *sniff, sniff*

Just playin' along with the story 91.
 
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