yea today was a really good day for mike (my name) NOT!!! Goes like this

Today I go to work like normal and this spanish girl walks in to have a new muffler put on her Exploder (aka Explorer) I went about writing up the R.O for it, and proceed to go about it. Now let me tell you all something, I hate it when people force there beliefs on other people. I could tell she's religous because she had JC in bold on her windsheild, some sort of magnet picture thing of God on her dashboard and such. She started to talk to me while I work on her vehicle. I try to maintain a happy yet serious professional attitude. She starts yada yada yada away about God, chruch, Jesus and all. I'll confess I havn't been to church to in a couple years including Christmas mass. I mean c;mon, what's God going to do?!???!?! condemn you for not going every damn Sunday!!! So she starts getting all offensive telling me to join her church to come to mass and participate and all this other bull *****. I have a church of my own that I almost never go to because I"m lazy and find it boring.

So the girl starts going off on me pissing me off extrmely badly. She starts accusing me of being anti christ, evil, the devil's dark prince and this other *****!!!!!!!! Now for those of you who like to go around brag about God, church, how important it is, three workds for you!!!!! KISS MY A$$!!!!!!!!!! I''m not the anti christ, I"m certaintly not the prince of the dark evil world, I just don't attend church very often,,,,,, big phuckin whoop. I wanted to rip a friggin hole in her head for this bull crap

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Tonight is family get together night, my little cousin and everyone knows it, he's called "master of disaster" he's only 6 but acts like he's 2 and goes around and destroys and plays with everything his little evil eyes see. The bastard is not even potty trained correctly, not his parents fault for sure, the bastard don't listen for christ sake. Anyway, he thought it would be funny to mess around with my engine.

I have a 351 Cleveland rebuilt on a running stand, new everything and this has been my biggest investment for the last 2 yrs now and i still do everything I can to keep it nice and squeeze out that extra horsepower. Yes it does run on a stand that my Dad made for it welded it up and wired it to run with all the plumbing. I'll give the list of what all I have done to it. I just need something to put it in right now.

Anyway, my little cousin thought it would be funny to mess around with the throttle on it. Flooded the hell outta of it and I caught him doing it in my garage. So I grab him, get in his face, he spits in my face, runs off laughing so here I am pissed off as can be, pissed off at the world, pissed off at my family, right I wanna crack that bastards skull open and bury him for what he did to my engine. I know he's my cousin but you think I like kids, nope, never did, never will and don't sit there tell me that I will have kids. Of course every other person thinks I will have kids, oh yea sure mike, you'll have kids. People don't listen, they don't give a ****, and right now all I want to do is murder someone, I don't care who or how. So now my carb is all messed up, engine doesn't start and I'm afraid he did something else to it that won;t make it run. I can't describe how pissed off I am and I'm sure Stevo over there will edit the hell outta this post but frankly I don;t give a ***** either.

Ok here's some quick specs on my 351 engine


1971 Ford 351 Cleveland Big Block Engine

Fully Polished and Ported, Honed, and Balanced

Baldwin Air Filter with Edelbrock chrome air filter body

Holley 650 4bbl manual choke carb
Edelbrock Performer RPM II Dual Plane Intake
Summit Racing Complete Gaskets all around
Stock Heads with ported and polished combustion chamber (63cc)
Stock valves hot tanked and grinded
Hydraulic lifters
CraneCams Hydraulic Powermax Cam - 260" duration / 493" gross lift & 4500 RPM max
Dual Roller Cranecams timing chain
new cam bearings
Stock pistons hot tanked no knurling
new Chome rings stock
Red Moroso Oil Pan - 7 qts plus filter
Cermaic Hooker Headers long tubes

Future mods: Mechanical fuel Injection, any other suggestions, no blowers, SC's or anything

This is just a quick run down of what my engine has. I've had it for a couple yrs, it sounds mean, I've think I've done quite an accomplishment with it and proud of it over the past couple years. I've just done little by little, save money, take my time and do it right.

 

Hey Man,

Sounds like a rough day...I know we all need to vent once in a while...so let it all out. Like I always say...tomorrow's a new day. Yeah, I know, ****'s still messed up, but life would be pretty dull if things didn't need a fixin. Take care brother, drink a few beers, and DON'T murder anyone !!!

Ryan

 

If it were me, I'd tell his family not to bring the little darling over unless he's medicated. Sounds like both him and his parents need help.

 

I have a few kids like that in my family. I have a huge family and when we have parties or get togethers, we usually have alot of people and kids around. We usually have the parties here at my house because we have several family members living beside me. Well one of my cousins has 3 kids all under 8, 2 girls and 1 boy. These kids will get into anything and everything. My dad has a shop full of power tools and saws and stuff and we have to lock it up when we have these parties. Mainly to keep 2 of these kids out. They are destroyers and everyone in the family knows that. We have a couple of other little ones too that are like that.

 

Tks guys

I'm sure alot of families are like that. Someone always has the one or 2 kids that will just demolish whatever they see. I got my engine running again thank god, just needed to clear out the excess fuel then fired up and runs like a champ. Everything is cool now,,,,91