Hardware Joke
Hardware Joke
A woman walks into a hardware store and is approached by the store manager. He asks her what she needs. "She says I need a hinge for my cupboard just like this one" as she holds up a hinge to show him.
He takes her over to the selection of hinges and finds the right one for her.
She thanked him and as she started to walk away he asks her, "You wanna screw for that hinge?"
She replies while looking over at the home appliances and says, "No, but I'll give you noggin for that toaster."
He takes her over to the selection of hinges and finds the right one for her.
She thanked him and as she started to walk away he asks her, "You wanna screw for that hinge?"
She replies while looking over at the home appliances and says, "No, but I'll give you noggin for that toaster."


