Little Nancy was in the garden filling up a hole in the dirt, when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him.

"The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's inside your damn cat."

 

 

HA!

That was good! What a swerve in the punchline!

 

I like it, I really, really like it...

 

Good one...reminds me of how much I despise
cats. Especially the ones who belong to my
neighbor...the ones who leave their dirty, muddy
paw prints all over my frickin' hood. God bless
the man who invented pellet pistols...you are
my hero....

 

I use my 18 psi Super Soaker! Keeps em away for a while.

 

I use my AK-47 sitting in my tree stand looking for Cats and Squirrels.

 

Yes, I love the pellet gun I have, I bust a gut watching the cat freak when it takes a pellet to the ***....

Here kitty, kitty, kitty...

 

Can you believe in friggin New Jersey you have to have a license to buy a pellet gun?

 

Funny story

 

No way, serious?

 

Whoa! They're way outta hand in Noi Joisy! That's plain stupid of a law!

 

I think they need to shoot some people in NJ b/c of that stupid accent

 

Is Little Nancy is code for young 01 XLT Sport?