Mutton Rules
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Fifteen reasons why real pet-owners get sheep:
1. Sheep don't bark.
2. Sheep have a higher IQ than most cats, dogs, fish and politicians.
3. Sheep have their own website, sheep.com.
4. Sheep are never scary.
5. Sheep are fluffy and white.
6. "Baaaa" is a kick-a$$ noise.
7. If you lose your job and run out of food, you can eat your sheep.
8. Sheep don't stink.
9. You can ride a sheep like a horse.
10. you can dress a sheep in a lacy dress and they like it.
11. Unlike dingos, sheep will not eat your baby.
12. Rams have gaurd-dog abilities.
13. You can shear a sheep and they still look cool.
14. You can keep a sheep outside during the winter and not feel guilty.
15. Sheep will still respect you in the morning.
This was in our local news and arts weekly, written by a woman, advertising the New England Sheep Sale and Northeast Youth Show.
I thought some of you might get a kick out of it.
1. Sheep don't bark.
2. Sheep have a higher IQ than most cats, dogs, fish and politicians.
3. Sheep have their own website, sheep.com.
4. Sheep are never scary.
5. Sheep are fluffy and white.
6. "Baaaa" is a kick-a$$ noise.
7. If you lose your job and run out of food, you can eat your sheep.
8. Sheep don't stink.
9. You can ride a sheep like a horse.
10. you can dress a sheep in a lacy dress and they like it.
11. Unlike dingos, sheep will not eat your baby.
12. Rams have gaurd-dog abilities.
13. You can shear a sheep and they still look cool.
14. You can keep a sheep outside during the winter and not feel guilty.
15. Sheep will still respect you in the morning.
This was in our local news and arts weekly, written by a woman, advertising the New England Sheep Sale and Northeast Youth Show.
I thought some of you might get a kick out of it.
