If I Find Another Soda Can In My Bed.....
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Every now and then that happens to me, parked WAY WAY out there and come out and find (another real nice car/truck) parked next to me, like it freaking attracted it like a magnet.
The thing that gets me is this person has over a clear arce of no other autos around to park yet somehow feels secure that I might just be parking out there because I love to swing my doors open like there is no tomorrow...
The thing that gets me is this person has over a clear arce of no other autos around to park yet somehow feels secure that I might just be parking out there because I love to swing my doors open like there is no tomorrow...
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From: The Bluegrass State
Originally posted by 01 XLT Sport
... because I love to swing my doors open like there is no tomorrow...
... because I love to swing my doors open like there is no tomorrow...
Sometimes I'll just crack the door... get sideways in my drivers' seat, and kick the door open with all of my strength (and my legs are pretty strong... college soccer does that for ya) HAHAHAHAHA!
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From: Stinkin Joisey
Originally posted by Andthensometoo
At first I thought you were a slob wouldn't bother to get up to get a drink in the night.
Odd, I don't have the "can in the bed" problem. Maybe it's because we have a 10 cent deposit on them.
I have encountered the "touch or lean on the Truck" problem though. I actually tell them to "Get off the Truck." or sometimes "Get off the paint!" It is usually people I know that do this and for some reason they say "Oh wow, I didn't think you would mind." Then I ask them "What makes you think I am going to spend in excess of 5k worth of modifications on a 25k truck to let people lay all over it? Get your own, and do whatever the f*ck you want to it, till then stay off mine!"
At first I thought you were a slob wouldn't bother to get up to get a drink in the night.
Odd, I don't have the "can in the bed" problem. Maybe it's because we have a 10 cent deposit on them.
I have encountered the "touch or lean on the Truck" problem though. I actually tell them to "Get off the Truck." or sometimes "Get off the paint!" It is usually people I know that do this and for some reason they say "Oh wow, I didn't think you would mind." Then I ask them "What makes you think I am going to spend in excess of 5k worth of modifications on a 25k truck to let people lay all over it? Get your own, and do whatever the f*ck you want to it, till then stay off mine!"
O yeah Burt, 5K.......nice
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From: Tustin,Ca
One time at band camp..... I mean there was one time my wife and I stopped at pastry shop ,got something , sat down and a cup of coffee. One guy pulled in next to me in a Contour and got out the same time we did. He got his order to go. When we finished and went outside . There was this same guy and 4 of his buddies having a picnic on the hood of my truck. Coffee stains and all.
My wife didn't want me to cause a scene (besides I would have gotten my butt kicked). So I just went over and sat on the Contour's hood (which went clunk)and just looked at these buttwipes. They didn't notice me so I set off the panic alarm . One them spilled coffee on himself and the others jumped. Well I just roughly slid off the hood (a nice little crease) and said excuse me gentlemen. They were apologetic but I'm sure that one dude wasn't happy later.
Go figure
My wife didn't want me to cause a scene (besides I would have gotten my butt kicked). So I just went over and sat on the Contour's hood (which went clunk)and just looked at these buttwipes. They didn't notice me so I set off the panic alarm . One them spilled coffee on himself and the others jumped. Well I just roughly slid off the hood (a nice little crease) and said excuse me gentlemen. They were apologetic but I'm sure that one dude wasn't happy later.
Go figure
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Originally posted by canyonslicker
One time at band camp..... I mean there was one time my wife and I stopped at pastry shop ,got something , sat down and a cup of coffee. One guy pulled in next to me in a Contour and got out the same time we did. He got his order to go. When we finished and went outside . There was this same guy and 4 of his buddies having a picnic on the hood of my truck. Coffee stains and all.
My wife didn't want me to cause a scene (besides I would have gotten my butt kicked). So I just went over and sat on the Contour's hood (which went clunk)and just looked at these buttwipes. They didn't notice me so I set off the panic alarm . One them spilled coffee on himself and the others jumped. Well I just roughly slid off the hood (a nice little crease) and said excuse me gentlemen. They were apologetic but I'm sure that one dude wasn't happy later.
Go figure
One time at band camp..... I mean there was one time my wife and I stopped at pastry shop ,got something , sat down and a cup of coffee. One guy pulled in next to me in a Contour and got out the same time we did. He got his order to go. When we finished and went outside . There was this same guy and 4 of his buddies having a picnic on the hood of my truck. Coffee stains and all.
My wife didn't want me to cause a scene (besides I would have gotten my butt kicked). So I just went over and sat on the Contour's hood (which went clunk)and just looked at these buttwipes. They didn't notice me so I set off the panic alarm . One them spilled coffee on himself and the others jumped. Well I just roughly slid off the hood (a nice little crease) and said excuse me gentlemen. They were apologetic but I'm sure that one dude wasn't happy later.
Go figure
He got what he deserves. A lot of things **** me off but when it comes to my truck 
a beat down is in order for who ever I catch messing with it.
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Any of you that ever go to a lumber yard or something similar where there is a guy with a clipboard to check things off you got ever notice how they seem to think the hood is some type of portable desk top?
Well, here is the type of ***** I am:
Go to a lumber yard to pick up some sheets of plywood, 2X4’ etc. Guy comes over with his clipboard and is just about to lay it on my freshly Zainoed hood. Now I know my truck is no Lightning or show truck, but to me it is flawless, shines like a mother and it IS a show truck to me.
So I YELL to him WTF are you doing? DO NOT put that freaking thing on my hood or it will be a permanent part of your head. This is not Barney’s 1970 Chevy that looks like he had a foursome on the hood, there is not one scratch on it, this is an American made automobile that is manufactured to move my *** from point A to B and any where in between that I wish to go and it is NOT a portable desk.
The guy was pretty cool about it and just said with a smile “Oh, your one of them **** ones about your truck huh?”
I said damn straight and I got a free 4X8 piece of plywood…
Well, here is the type of ***** I am:
Go to a lumber yard to pick up some sheets of plywood, 2X4’ etc. Guy comes over with his clipboard and is just about to lay it on my freshly Zainoed hood. Now I know my truck is no Lightning or show truck, but to me it is flawless, shines like a mother and it IS a show truck to me.
So I YELL to him WTF are you doing? DO NOT put that freaking thing on my hood or it will be a permanent part of your head. This is not Barney’s 1970 Chevy that looks like he had a foursome on the hood, there is not one scratch on it, this is an American made automobile that is manufactured to move my *** from point A to B and any where in between that I wish to go and it is NOT a portable desk.
The guy was pretty cool about it and just said with a smile “Oh, your one of them **** ones about your truck huh?”
I said damn straight and I got a free 4X8 piece of plywood…
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From: NH
Originally posted by GASGUZZLER007
Yeah I have to deliver parts sometimes for computers and there is always one of those who does "inventory." I can only imagine what I would do if I had a lightning. 
Yeah I have to deliver parts sometimes for computers and there is always one of those who does "inventory."
I can only imagine what I would do if I had a lightning.
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From: The Bluegrass State
Originally posted by 01 XLT Sport
Any of you that ever go to a lumber yard or something similar where there is a guy with a clipboard to check things off you got ever notice how they seem to think the hood is some type of portable desk top?
Well, here is the type of ***** I am:
Go to a lumber yard to pick up some sheets of plywood, 2X4’ etc. Guy comes over with his clipboard and is just about to lay it on my freshly Zainoed hood. Now I know my truck is no Lightning or show truck, but to me it is flawless, shines like a mother and it IS a show truck to me.
So I YELL to him WTF are you doing? DO NOT put that freaking thing on my hood or it will be a permanent part of your head. This is not Barney’s 1970 Chevy that looks like he had a foursome on the hood, there is not one scratch on it, this is an American made automobile that is manufactured to move my *** from point A to B and any where in between that I wish to go and it is NOT a portable desk.
The guy was pretty cool about it and just said with a smile “Oh, your one of them **** ones about your truck huh?”
I said damn straight and I got a free 4X8 piece of plywood…
Any of you that ever go to a lumber yard or something similar where there is a guy with a clipboard to check things off you got ever notice how they seem to think the hood is some type of portable desk top?
Well, here is the type of ***** I am:
Go to a lumber yard to pick up some sheets of plywood, 2X4’ etc. Guy comes over with his clipboard and is just about to lay it on my freshly Zainoed hood. Now I know my truck is no Lightning or show truck, but to me it is flawless, shines like a mother and it IS a show truck to me.
So I YELL to him WTF are you doing? DO NOT put that freaking thing on my hood or it will be a permanent part of your head. This is not Barney’s 1970 Chevy that looks like he had a foursome on the hood, there is not one scratch on it, this is an American made automobile that is manufactured to move my *** from point A to B and any where in between that I wish to go and it is NOT a portable desk.
The guy was pretty cool about it and just said with a smile “Oh, your one of them **** ones about your truck huh?”
I said damn straight and I got a free 4X8 piece of plywood…
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From: NH
Originally posted by RockPick
Damn. You're a bigger butthole than I had thought. LMFAO!!!
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Damn. You're a bigger butthole than I had thought. LMFAO!!!
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