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Old Jul 7, 2003 | 06:47 PM
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How To Stay Young

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height.
Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away. If you don't send
this to at least 8 people.... who cares?
 
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Old Jul 7, 2003 | 06:58 PM
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And never forget the wild sex you had with your high school girlfriend.

(whew, I hope my wife doesn't get to read that one...) LOL!

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Old Jul 7, 2003 | 08:54 PM
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And never forget the wild sex you had with your high school girlfriend.

(whew, I hope my wife doesn't get to read that one...) LOL!

RP
She has "email"...

That's was pretty damn good Gator...
 
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Old Jul 7, 2003 | 09:33 PM
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I already checked her email (neat little trick I have set up on our home machine)...

Don't scare me like that...

If you could see my HS GF... you'd understand. Is it me, or do we ALL have one that got away that you'd do just about anything in your power to get a second chance with?
 
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Old Jul 7, 2003 | 09:52 PM
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I already checked her email (neat little trick I have set up on our home machine)...

Don't scare me like that...

If you could see my HS GF... you'd understand. Is it me, or do we ALL have one that got away that you'd do just about anything in your power to get a second chance with?
YEP, I had a good one, very trustworthy and somehow I ended up with a sl**... but no longer with her THANK GOD...

Just my luck I guess...
 
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Old Jul 7, 2003 | 10:04 PM
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*sighs*... memories...

Okay... back to this being a joke.
 
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Old Jul 7, 2003 | 10:06 PM
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I need to get a T-shirt made that says:

"Sugar Daddy for rent"
 
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Old Jul 7, 2003 | 10:34 PM
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Is it me, or do we ALL have one that got away that you'd do just about anything in your power to get a second chance with?
Can't say that, I've been glad to get rid of EVERY one of them
 
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Old Jul 8, 2003 | 01:20 PM
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Can't say that, I've been glad to get rid of EVERY one of them
I've got this one.... .....

Redhead...nuff said.
 
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Old Jul 8, 2003 | 04:51 PM
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Can't say that, I've been glad to get rid of EVERY one of them
 
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Old Jul 8, 2003 | 08:37 PM
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My highschool girlfriend was a nymphomaniac.
 
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Old Jul 8, 2003 | 09:03 PM
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My highschool girlfriend was a nymphomaniac.
So you know my EX...
 
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Old Jul 8, 2003 | 10:49 PM
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My highschool girlfriend was a nymphomaniac.
So is my hand. Odd coincidence.

I mentioned spandex in another thread... right?
 
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