An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. After a long search he just couldn't find any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side streets to take care of business. Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up.

"Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked.

"I'm sorry," the American replied, but I really gotta take a leak."

"You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me."

The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the policeman, "whiz away."

The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started pissing on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning toward the officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this British courtesy?"

"No," retorted the policeman. "It's the French Embassy."

 

ROFLMMFAO....

Good to see you back Gator...

 

Ha, but if it was really true, the copper would have checked to see if he needed a dump as well.

 

I figured the two guys that would appreciate that joke........BOTH replied to it.

Yep, still got it

 

That's no joke... It really happened. The bobby's name was Suzie.

 

 

Now, that is one cop I would let beat me...

 

Suzie the Boobie can fizzel my little gator anytime

 

Why dont we have female officers like that?

 

I totally agree, there would not be much crime...

Wait a minute, crime would sky rocket out of control hoping for one of them to come "handcuff" you...

 

Damn I love America.....