Joke of the day
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Joke of the day
Well work has me swampd so I can't surf nearly as much as I used to (somedays I don't get on at all) but I had to share this joke that my boss got. I know you guys will appreciate it. Enjoy!
A redneck walked into the local welfare office, approached the counter and said, "Hi, I hate getting welfare checks. I would really rather find a job."
The clerk behind the counter responded, "Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'd have to drive around a big Mercedes. Clothing would be provided. Because of the long hours, meals would be provided as well. You would be required to escort the young lady on her holiday trips overseas. The compensation package is worth over $200,000 a year."
The redneck said, "You're bull****ting me man."
The clerk said, "Well, you started it."
A redneck walked into the local welfare office, approached the counter and said, "Hi, I hate getting welfare checks. I would really rather find a job."
The clerk behind the counter responded, "Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'd have to drive around a big Mercedes. Clothing would be provided. Because of the long hours, meals would be provided as well. You would be required to escort the young lady on her holiday trips overseas. The compensation package is worth over $200,000 a year."
The redneck said, "You're bull****ting me man."
The clerk said, "Well, you started it."
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