Post Whoring?

 

Maybe he locked himself out of the house...

 

HAHAHA!

 

Could be. Though he'd probably post some pics to torment us though

 

Yep... that would definately be his style.

 

I'd say he regrets agreeing to the hand-cuffs about now.

 

he may have been caught

 

Nah...his location is somewhere up 'east'....

Not the Austrailian Zoo.

 

That reminds me of a story about an Army Ranger on vacation in the depths of Louisana and he wanted a pair of alligator shoes in the worst way but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle' attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the Ranger shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and get my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The vendor said, "By all means, be my guest. maybe you will run into a couple of Marines who were in here earlier saying the same thing".

The Ranger headed into the bayou that same day and a few hours later came upon two men standing waist deep in the water. He thought, "Those must be the two Marines the guy in town was talking about." Just then, the Ranger saw a tremendously long gator swimming rapidly underwater towards one of the Marines. Just as the gator was about to attack, the Marine grabbed it's neck with both hands and strangled it to death with very little effort.

Both Marines dragged the gator to shore and flipped it on its back. Laying nearby were several more of the creatures.

One of the Marines then exclaimed, "Damn, this one doesn't have any shoes either!"

 

LMAO...jarheads

 

OK.............OK.................OK

You Bastards

Been sick as a dog, major case of food poisoning, bad enough to call an ambulance. Even drinking water made me throw up.
Had plans/reservations to go racing in Richmond Va, and had to call everything off.
But Iam alive and well now, and I didn't:

Get abducted by Moti/UFO's/Black Helicopters
Test drive no jap cars
Get a job
Locked out of the house
Become a test subject for _________
Get handcuffed


Now come'on RP.....Iam waiting

 

Damn... you're stronger than I thought. My attempt to poison you failed...

Watch your back man... I'm gunning for you now...

You ate enough diazinon to kill 10 horses... I guess I'll have to up the doseage to kill 30. MUHAHAHAHA

Everything You Wanted to Know about Diazinon but Were Afraid To Ask

I'll get you yet my pretty.... muhahahahahaha

RP

 

I was close. It wasn't lock-jaw. Can you get food poisoning from "Licking of the vagina?"

Hope you're feeling better Gator. How many people can stop posting for half an hour, and cause a search party to be formed?

 

Fast Gator good to see your back. I was about to call Unsolved Mysteries when you posted. Hope you get better.

 

Hummmmm! Gator gone, Moti arrives, Moti gone, Gator arrives! Coincidence, I think not!
BUT, we sure are glad to have Gator back from the near dead!