And For you Dixie Chick Supporters
And For you Dixie Chick Supporters
What does your Daddy do for a living?
It was the first day of school and the
teacher thought she'd get
to know the kids by asking them their names
and what their fathers did for a living.
The first little girl said, "My name is Mary
and my daddy is a postman."
The next little boy said, "I'm Andy and my
dad is a mechanic."
It was then little Johnny's turn and he
said, "My name is Johnny
and my father is a striptease dancer in a
cabaret for gay men."
The teacher gasped and quickly moved on, but
later, in the school yard, the teacher approaches
Johnny privately and asks if it was
really true that his Dad dances in a gay
bar.
Little Johnny blushed and said, "No, he's
really a guitar player for the Dixie Chicks, but I was too
embarrassed to say so."
It was the first day of school and the
teacher thought she'd get
to know the kids by asking them their names
and what their fathers did for a living.
The first little girl said, "My name is Mary
and my daddy is a postman."
The next little boy said, "I'm Andy and my
dad is a mechanic."
It was then little Johnny's turn and he
said, "My name is Johnny
and my father is a striptease dancer in a
cabaret for gay men."
The teacher gasped and quickly moved on, but
later, in the school yard, the teacher approaches
Johnny privately and asks if it was
really true that his Dad dances in a gay
bar.
Little Johnny blushed and said, "No, he's
really a guitar player for the Dixie Chicks, but I was too
embarrassed to say so."


