Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and smells it, "That's quite nice, don't you think, Kathy?"

Kathy takes a sniff and replies, "That is nice. What's it called?"

"Viens a moi," replies Nancy.

"Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?"

At this stage the store clerk offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies,
means 'come to me' in French."

Nancy takes another sniff, then offers her arm to Kathy again and remarks, "That doesn't smell like c*m to me. Does that smell like c*m to you?"

 

You're on the laff-a-day joke list, aren't you? lol

Jenn in OH

 

heard a similar one last night...

Q: what do you call a blonde doing a hand-stand?



A: A brunette with bad breath.

 

LMAO @ both those jokes