taking a dump....

I'm bored so I am just making this sh*t up (no pun intended) so feel free to add your comments


1) Whew! I think I just gave birth

2) I had to plunge that one down

3) Anyone got a machette?

4) Dang! That was a double-flusher

5) Phew! That one had hair on it

6) I couldv'e entered that one in a log rolling contest

7) I don't remember eating corn (or peanuts)

8) Pipes are greased!

9) Man that was a floater, cheerios aint got sh*t on that one.

10) Umm honey, I think we have another mouth to feed!

11) I feel about 10 lbs lighter

12) Whew, that's a load off my mind

13) Been holding that one so long it had moss on it

 

"Now that's a true piece of sh*t"

 

You're spendin' way too much time ANALyzing "toilet Trout".

 

Corn or Peanuts?!?! LMFAO... that's so sick it's funny!

 

 

"Honey... c'mere... you gotta see this!"



Jenn in OH

 

ROFL... is that what you say Jenn? HAHAHAHAHA!

 

HEY! someone grab a stick! I gotta help this one down!

 

"uh oh, looks like this one is a double flusher"

 

RP - Nooo... that's what a GUY says after a massive... Actually that was a line from the "You Might Be a Redneck if..." skit.

Women don't DO that... we're ladies... we light candles and flush 147 times so that nobody has to hear any innapropriate bathroom noises...

Jenn

 

Although... growing up, my older brother would constantly cause "log jams"... and we really DID have a stick behind the crapper for such occasions...

Jenn in OH

 

Uh-oh

 

Yikes... Men don't do that... especially light candles. That might cause the LEL to be too high and cause a potentially explosive situation.

 

Too much information.

 

No I'm not being prissy.

And in case you think that.....

Did you know the flushing WC was invented by ....

Thomas Crapper.

True I'm afraid.