My friend went shopping and met her boyfriend at Sears, so that after they buy the lawnmower, he can take it home, and she can continue shopping at all the stores he doesn't like. Nice plan eh? He thinks he can get it cheaper at Home Depot, so she stays at the mall to shop while he runs there, and he is suposed to call her if he sees a better deal. While he is starting to drive off, he sees a cow swing her door open wide - right in to the painted trim on her car. He calls her and tells her about it, and that the short fat woman is going into the package pick up. She ran out to the car, looked at the ding, and observed her own cars color of paint on the fat womans car door, writes down the plate number and storms in after her, to tell her she will be sued.
Appearently the package pick up area also enters into the store, so with his discription, she searches for a couple of minutes. She can't find her, and wants to do something meaningful in return to the fat womans car.
Her boyfriend says "Hey got any of them doughnuts left? You could plaster one on her windsheild."
She goes "Oh yeah"
He returns "No that wouldn't be right"
She says "She's fat and she is getting a doughnut"
He says "No, you'll get caught"
She says "She's fat and she is getting a doughnut"
He says "Don't do it"
She says I'm going to do it, it isn't like the damage she did to my car - at least this washes off. Heck, she'll probaby lick it off"
Now according to her, she only had some apple filled that were covered with cinamin powdered sugar, so she stuffed them (yep, more than one) under the collar of the hood, making sure they squished open and spread them down the length of the windsheild wipers.
Then she calls her boyfriend back as she moved her car to another spot on the other side of the mall and says "She's fat, and she got some doughnuts."
Then of course she calls me and says "She's fat, and she got some doughnuts."

Now she wants to know if she should still sue the woman.
I said I don't think so.
She told me, after she finished shopping, (2 hours later) she drove by and the car was still there. It was about 80 degrees out. I can imagine the woman getting into her car and sniffing (like Homer Simpson) "hmmmmmmmm doughnuts" I'd be funny if she turns on the air and powdered sugar starts blowing in.

 

This lady that did the doughnut thing should be careful because the FAT COW lady may be able to sue her for smelling doughnuts then buying some then telling a judge because of smelling doughnuts and eating them she is fat and its your friends fault...

 

 

Next time your friend is faced with that situation, stick the doughnut up the tail pipe!! Kinda like Eddie Murphy did with the banana!! The results will be much greater. More inconvience, no permanent damage. Good story though.

 

Should have just laid a nice jelly filled on her windshield and when she drove off she would see it and keep cracking her head trying to get to it while she was driving!

 

bologne on the paint job

 

 

As a police officer I find this thread offending. Donuts are to be respected!