THE FOLLOWING WARNING WAS RECENTLY RELEASED FROM THE CDC...

Please take this very seriously, as it can mean your whole life will be affected.
This virus can be deadly...


There is a new virus: code name is "work".

If you receive "work" from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or anywhere else, do not touch "work" under any circumstances!!

This virus wipes out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with this virus, put on your jacket and take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Order three beers and after repeating this 14 times, you will find that "work " has
been completely deleted from your brain.

Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected by this virus and "work" already controls your whole life.

This virus is deadly. Please pay close attention to it and take heed.

Pub anyone?

 

Thank you Fast Gator! I recently had a close call w/this virus. It wasn't pretty. I was lucky though & managed to be cured. Alas, I have lost MANY friends to it & will make it my mission to wipe this out or die trying.

 

That virus really sucks, hard to get rid of...

 

I have a full blown case of WoRk. It really sucks. It causes me to be away from my truck for upwards of 60 hours per week.

Please avoid work at all costs.

RP

 

NEWS FLASH------------------------


There is a new anti-virus out for the virus WORK.

It is called "winning the lotto"...

 

........Been There..Done That.........

 

Thats certainly explains why M-F is a living hell