Osama bin Laden has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil.

"You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Osama thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed-over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No," bin Laden said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with sledgehammer

and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Osama.

The devil opened a third door. In it, Osama saw Bill Clinton, lying on the

floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Osama bin Laden looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said..........














"OK, Monica, you're free to go."

 

ROFL!


I would've chosen the rock room.


RP

 

LMAO, that was a good one...

 

ROTFLMAO

 

I think once we find Osama someone should stick a stick of TNT up his butt and light it...

 

Nah... that'd be too quick and easy 01... I'd rather make it slow... painful.

RP

 

We could make him listen to you and 01 explain the merits of your favorite car wax

 

LMAO...

It would be to boring for him to listen to RockPick, I mean Osama already knows alot about rocks and all since that is where he lives...

 

So that means they have something in common. Rockpick would be in "heaven" just sitting in Osama living room/cave

 

Perhaps a chance for RockPick to serve his country. He could try to remove or knock out all the rocks in Osama’s head. I am thinking a .357 might help in that procedure…

 

Umm... no.

 

You could always try to sale him some Meguires for his donkey...

 

LMMFAO

 

Personally, I'd vote that Osama be flown to New York and released on a street corner in the Italian section of the Bronx after the release time and location had been broadcast in the papers and on TV for about a week. I think that would be a fitting end for him. Oh, and I also vote that every news team in the country video tape his "Welcome to New Yawk" party for all of us who couldn't make it in person.

-Mike-

 

You got my vote for that...