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It could be worse
Walt dates my grand mom. He grows pumpkins on 7 acres of land. He likes chasing grand mom through his pumpkin patch in his underwear.
Or it could be better
This is my brother Hank. He is in jail right now. When he gets out he is not allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances.