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Old Jun 18, 2003 | 10:31 PM
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Talking Sh*t!

> > Subject: the most used four letter word
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The most powerful word?
> > > Well, ****...
> > >
> > > **** may just be the most
> > > powerful word in the
> > > English language.
> > >
> > > You can be **** faced,
> > > **** out of luck,
> > > or have **** for brains.
> > >
> > > With a little effort,
> > > you can get your ****
> > > together,
> > > find a place for your ****
> > > or decide to **** or get
> > > off the pot.
> > > You can smoke ****,
> > > buy ****,
> > > sell ****,
> > > lose ****,
> > > find ****,
> > > forget ****,
> > > and tell others to eat **** and die.
> > >
> > > Some people know their ****
> > > while others can't tell
> > > the difference
> > > between **** and shineola.
> > >
> > > There are lucky ****s,
> > > dumb ****s,
> > > crazy ****s,
> > > and sweet ****s.
> > >
> > > There is bull ****,
> > > chicken ****.
> > > and horse ****
> > > You can throw ****,
> > > sling ****,
> > > catch ****,
> > > or duck when **** hits the fan.
> > >
> > > You can give a ****
> > > or serve **** on a shingle.
> > > You can find yourself in deep ****
> > > or be happier
> > > than a pig in ****.
> > >
> > > Some days are colder than ****,
> > > some days are hotter than ****,
> > > and some days are just plain ****ty.
> > >
> > > Some music sounds like ****,
> > > things can look like ****,
> > > and there are times
> > > when you feel like ****.
> > >
> > > You can have too much ****,
> > > the right ****,
> > > the wrong **** or
> > > a lot of weird ****.
> > >
> > > You can carry ****,
> > > have a mountain of ****,
> > > or find
> > > yourself up **** creek
> > > without a paddle.
> > >
> > > Sometimes everything you touch turns to ****
> > > and other times you swim in a lake of **** and come
> > > out smelling like a rose.
> > >
> > > When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the
> > > basic building block of creation.
> > > And remember, once you know your ****, you don't
> > > need to know anything else!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > You could pass this along if you give a ****.
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Old Jun 18, 2003 | 10:40 PM
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Thats alot of ****.
 
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Old Jun 18, 2003 | 10:42 PM
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Thats alot of ****.
Don't SH*T me.
 
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Old Jun 18, 2003 | 11:03 PM
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did you know that **** can be holy??
 
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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 12:15 AM
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WELL SCHIT! I didn't know that nor did I get the memo that apparently went around talking about what in the schit was going on!

RP
 
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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 12:17 AM
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It was just a schitty message.
 
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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 12:40 AM
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Originally posted by L.L.
It was just a schitty message.
You're telling me!

I was like 'WHAT THE SCHIT!?'
 
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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 02:13 AM
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Yeah, common word here also, frequently used.
You write it like sh*t or sj*t.

But we usually say Kut!!!! (translated C*nt!!!!)
 
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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 07:09 AM
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Originally posted by RockPick
You're telling me!

I was like 'WHAT THE SCHIT!?'
Is that because you where sh*t faced?
 
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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 08:38 AM
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Is that because you where sh*t faced?
Well... actually....

I did get upgraded to first class from Minneapolis to Louisville last night and I did partake in various adult beverages because they are free in 1st class... so... hrrm...

Maybe I was. RP
 
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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 09:50 AM
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Better to be sh*t faced then a sh*thead...
 
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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 10:15 AM
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that was very good sh*t is my favorite word, i also like mf'er
 
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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 12:19 PM
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Did you hear the one about the two condoms walking down the street? They came across a gay bar when one condom asked the other, "Hey, wanna get sh*tfaced?"

Also do you know what farmers and queers have in common? They both get **** on their rubbers.

*Note* Farmer's rubbers refers to their rubber barn boots or rubber overshoes.

 

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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 12:21 PM
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Originally posted by MN4x4
Did you hear the one about the two condoms walking down the street? They came across a gay bar when one condom asked the other, "Hey, wanna get sh*tfaced?"

LOL!
 
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Old Jun 19, 2003 | 12:25 PM
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this is a $h!tty thread...



 
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