Truisms
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From: Stinkin Joisey
Truisms
TRUISMS :>)
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
Anyone who thinks old age is golden must not have had a
very exciting youth.
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the
dark to become a teen-ager who wants to stay out all night?
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate
how many people a company can operate without.
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone
else looks?
Scratch a dog or rub a cat and you'll find a permanent job.
There are no new sins....the old ones just get more publicity.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number
at 4AM. ... It could be a right number.
Think about this..... No one ever says "It's only a game" when
their team is winning.
Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his
tail.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough
to make them all yourself.
The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts
tomorrow.
If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have
any sense at all.
Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
You know you're old when you reach down to get the wrinkles
out of your panty hose and realize you aren't wearing any.
I've reached the age where I don't take YES for an answer.
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
Anyone who thinks old age is golden must not have had a
very exciting youth.
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the
dark to become a teen-ager who wants to stay out all night?
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate
how many people a company can operate without.
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone
else looks?
Scratch a dog or rub a cat and you'll find a permanent job.
There are no new sins....the old ones just get more publicity.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number
at 4AM. ... It could be a right number.
Think about this..... No one ever says "It's only a game" when
their team is winning.
Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his
tail.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough
to make them all yourself.
The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts
tomorrow.
If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have
any sense at all.
Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
You know you're old when you reach down to get the wrinkles
out of your panty hose and realize you aren't wearing any.
I've reached the age where I don't take YES for an answer.
