A grade school teacher gave the assignment to her class that each student should think of a story and then a moral for that story to share with the class the next day.

The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story, and little Sallyy raises her hand.

"My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road."

The teacher asks for the moral of the story and Sally replies, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."

Next, little Chrissy offers to tell her story and she says, "Well, my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched."

The teacher asks for the moral of the story and Chrissy replies, "Don't count your eggs before they're hatched."

Finally it's little Johnny's turn and he says, "My Uncle Bob fought in the Vietnam war, and his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a machine gun, a machete, and a bottle of Jack Daniels. On the way down he drank the bottle of Jack."

"Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands."

The teacher looks in horror at Johnny and asks if there could possibly be any moral to his story.

Johnny replies: "Sure. Don't f#@K with Uncle Bob when he's been drinking!!"

 

Now that is a good one, maybe a classic, I could see reading it with Fast Gator instead of Uncle Bob...

 

LOL. That was a good one. I'd hate to mess with Ucle Bob.

 

I love it!!

Bob