Hillary Clinton joke...
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Hillary Clinton joke...
Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland. "
Hillary says, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special senator's airplane."
The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
Hillary says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"
The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"
Hillary is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you're handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your a$$ from drowning!!
The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland. "
Hillary says, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special senator's airplane."
The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
Hillary says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"
The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"
Hillary is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you're handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your a$$ from drowning!!
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Rumor has it that she's a really accomplished skin flute player, a regular organ grinder at that!
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Reminds me of another one...
Question: Why won't the press secretary let Hillary wear a skirt in public?
Answer: They are afraid the wind might blow it up and her BALL$ will show!!
Question: Why won't the press secretary let Hillary wear a skirt in public?
Answer: They are afraid the wind might blow it up and her BALL$ will show!!
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Originally posted by B-Man
Reminds me of another one...
Question: Why won't the press secretary let Hillary wear a skirt in public?
Answer: They are afraid the wind might blow it up and her BALL$ will show!!
Reminds me of another one...
Question: Why won't the press secretary let Hillary wear a skirt in public?
Answer: They are afraid the wind might blow it up and her BALL$ will show!!
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Originally posted by B-Man
Reminds me of another one...
Question: Why won't the press secretary let Hillary wear a skirt in public?
Answer: They are afraid the wind might blow it up and her BALL$ will show!!
Reminds me of another one...
Question: Why won't the press secretary let Hillary wear a skirt in public?
Answer: They are afraid the wind might blow it up and her BALL$ will show!!
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Question: Why won't the press secretary let Hillary wear a skirt in public?
Answer: They are afraid the wind might blow it up and her BALL$ will show!!
funny as he11
LMFAO!! I would've pulled her out, tied some weights to her ankles and tossed her in again... LOL!
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Answer: They are afraid the wind might blow it up and her BALL$ will show!!
funny as he11
LMFAO!! I would've pulled her out, tied some weights to her ankles and tossed her in again... LOL!
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Bill was jogging
One morning Bill Clinton was jogging along with Hillary and the whole press entourage. Seeing a young boy on the side of the road with an open box filled with newborn puppies, he decided to trot on over and take advantage of some good ol' public relations.
When he reached the boy, he patted him on the head and said "son, just what kind of puppies are those?" to which the lad replied "sir, they're democratic puppies!" . This made everyone smile and laugh and snap some pictures.
A few weeks later, Hillary was out jogging without Bill - but with the press corp once again. Seeing the young boy on the side of the road with the puppies, she trotted on over wanting to take advantage of the same good ol' press releases in her run for the senate.
Patting the young boy on the head she said, "son, what kind of puppies are those?" smiling and looking at the press. The young lad proudly replied "Mam, they're Republican puppies!".
Embarrassed, she quickly tried to regroup and said "just a couple weeks ago you told my husband Bill they were Democratic Puppies".
The boy responed " Yes Mam, I did. But then they opened their eyes".
When he reached the boy, he patted him on the head and said "son, just what kind of puppies are those?" to which the lad replied "sir, they're democratic puppies!" . This made everyone smile and laugh and snap some pictures.
A few weeks later, Hillary was out jogging without Bill - but with the press corp once again. Seeing the young boy on the side of the road with the puppies, she trotted on over wanting to take advantage of the same good ol' press releases in her run for the senate.
Patting the young boy on the head she said, "son, what kind of puppies are those?" smiling and looking at the press. The young lad proudly replied "Mam, they're Republican puppies!".
Embarrassed, she quickly tried to regroup and said "just a couple weeks ago you told my husband Bill they were Democratic Puppies".
The boy responed " Yes Mam, I did. But then they opened their eyes".